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100 Movie Quotes in 200 Seconds


Think of all the time you just saved. Some of those movies were only good for one famous line and now you have seen it. I think they left out a few though.


mandypatinkin“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. ” –Princess Bride

“Soylent Green is people!” –Soylent Green

“Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!” –Donnie Darko

“I love my dead gay son.” -Heathers

“Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!” – Snakes on a Plane


If you are like me and happened to catch Snakes on a Plane on TV last weekend you would have heard the line just a little bit different.



What famous movie quotes do you think need to be added to the list? Keep in mind that “Suck it, Trebek” is a TV quote.

Princess Bride quotes in 5…4…3…2…

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June 12, 2009 - Posted by | Culture Critic, What Do You Think? | , ,

29 Comments »

  1. “They should have sent a poet!” – Contact

    I agree, Princess Bride and Heathers should be on there.

    It still cracks me up that “it’s not a tumor” is so popular. It makes me giggle every time. Who would have thought Kindergarten Cop would be a classic anything??

    Comment by baby fish mouth | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  2. The Joker quote was a cop out. “Where does he get all those wonderful toys?” is a much bigger catchphrase from that movie, TMIMO. Or even “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

    Likewise The Big Lebowski quote. There are so many better quotes from that movie. Hell, the whole movie is quotable.

    Quotes I would add:

    “I want my two dollars.” -Better Off Dead

    “I bet you can squeal like a pig. Squeeeeal!” or “He’s got a real pretty mouth on him, don’t he?” -Deliverance

    “That’s the fact Jack!” -Stripes (actually a ton of Stripes quotes)

    “I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.” -Caddyshack

    “My voice is my passport. Verify me.” -Sneakers

    “I hope you don’t screw like you type.” -Hackers

    “Give me back my baby, you warthog from Hell.” -Raising Arizona

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  3. Two others from Better off Dead:

    “Now that’s a real shame when folks be throwin away a perfectly good white boy like that.”

    and

    “Gee, I’m real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.”

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  4. Son. You got a panty on your head.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  5. Damn, and Office Space.

    “Someone’s got a case of the Mondays.”

    “Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler…”

    “Time to set the building on fire.”

    “We get caught laundering money, we’re not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We’re going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.”

    And the one shining moment in Jennifer Aniston’s career, “I love ‘Kung Fu.'”

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  6. bfm: That made me laugh out loud.

    also “I’ll be takin’ these huggies and whatever cash you got.”

    I think I need to watch that right this minute!

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  7. “Towanda!”

    I may be the only person who really loves that movie.

    Comment by TheHobo | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  8. TheHobo: are you fucking kidding me? That movie is so good! And quotable – beside Towanda there is:

    – You need to get yourself some of them hore-moans.
    – Face it, I’m older and I have better insurance

    Also, that is the movie that made Cathy Bates not scary anymore

    Comment by HolyChow | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  9. holychow: “Also, that is the movie that made Cathy Bates not scary anymore”

    Well it certainly wasn’t “Unconditional Love.”

    Comment by baby fish mouth | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  10. To add to the list:

    – No more yankie my wankie.
    – His name is Blane?
    – Hack the planet!
    – Risk is good.
    – It’s in that place I put that thing that time.
    – Remember what old Jack Burton says at a time like that. Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail.
    – I know you are, but what am I. (My fave is: Shhhh, I’m listening to reason. OR “everyone I know has a big but.”)
    – Tell ’em Large Marge sent ya. (Or, it was the worst accident I ever seen.)

    Also, I prefer “yippie Kay-ay Motherfucker”

    Comment by HolyChow | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  11. HolyChow: You just added Pee Wee to my movie list, and the Hackers references all made me smile.

    More to add:

    War Games:
    Shall we play a game?

    Blazing Saddles:

    There’s a new sheriff in town.

    Where the white women at?

    Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges.

    2001: A Space Odyssey:

    Open the pod bay doors, HAL
    I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.

    I Heart Huckabees(Complete self-indulgence because I love this movie and few people do.):

    Vivian: Have you ever transcended space and time?
    Albert: Yes. No. Uh, time, not space…No, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

    We’re not in infinity; we’re in the suburbs.

    How am I not myself?

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  12. well someone may as well add some young frankenstein while we’re at it.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  13. Young Frankenstein: “Walk this way.”

    Blazing Saddles: “Excuse me while I whip this out.”

    Comment by WhoMee | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  14. “No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.” – Goldfinger.

    ootvimh, i LOVE that you quoted sneakers. fuck me in the face, i love that movie.

    “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, Heather.” -Heathers

    “I’m the king of the world!” -Titanic

    “Answer the question Claire !” – The Breakfast Club

    “I gave her my heart. She gave me a pen.” -Say Anything

    “Hey get some beer… and some cleaning products.” -True Romance

    Comment by DonnaMartin | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  15. hahahah bfm- “son you got a panty on your head.”

    Comment by DonnaMartin | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  16. More Office Space:

    “You know the Nazis had pieces of flare they made the Jews wear.”

    Comment by DonnaMartin | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  17. “Who’s the master?” “Sho Nuff’s the master!” -The Last Dragon

    Comment by DonnaMartin | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  18. “Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.” -The Big Lebowski

    Comment by DonnaMartin | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  19. dm: “Who’s the master?” “Sho Nuff’s the master!”

    Just move-a your feets-a, to daddy green’s pizza!

    Comment by rl | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  20. rl: huzzah!

    Comment by DonnaMartin | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  21. “Hi, I’m Chucky. Wanna Play?”

    Comment by DonnaMartin | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  22. DM: And I love that you quoted The Last Dragon.

    “Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?” “Sho’Nuff”

    Comment by Lily the Pink | June 12, 2009 | Reply

  23. Coming to America:”ohhh there they go. there they go. why every time I start talkin about boxing a white man gotta pull Rocky Marciano out they ass? rocky marcciano was good, but compared to joe lewis, rocky marciano aint shit.

    He beat joe lewis’ ass.

    he did beat joe lewis ass.

    joe lewis was 75 years old when they fought, joe lewis came out of retirement to fight rocky marciano. joe lewis always lied about his age. one time frank sinatra came in here and sat down on this chair. i said frank you always hanging out with joe lewis. just between me and you how old is he? you know what frank said? joe lewis is 137 yeas old. 137 years old! you aint never meet no frank sinatra.

    FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOU! , whos next?

    Comment by drgnsldr | June 14, 2009 | Reply

  24. Office Space: “It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”

    The Big Lebowski: “This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!”

    Young Frankenstein: “You men are all alike… seven or eight quick ones then you’re off to boast and brag to the boys…… You better keep your mouth shut! *sighs* Oh, I think I love him.”

    Comment by drgnsldr | June 14, 2009 | Reply

  25. “They fuck you in the drive thru!” -one of the lethal weaponses.

    Comment by DonnaMartin | June 14, 2009 | Reply

  26. “I can see your dirty pillows.” -carrie

    “you got knocked the fuck out!”

    “it’s friday, you ain’t got shit to do. i’m gonna get you high.”

    “puff puff give, smokey! you’re fuckin’ up the rotation!” -friday

    Comment by DonnaMartin | June 14, 2009 | Reply

  27. We Can’t Stop Here! This Is Bat Country!! – Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    Yo, she-bitch! Let’s go!-Army of Darkness

    Comment by KeeblerKahn | June 15, 2009 | Reply

  28. What, no Holy Grail quotes yet?

    “Huge … tracts of land!”
    “I’m not dead yet!”

    And all the rest.

    Comment by Roxydarling | June 15, 2009 | Reply

  29. “It ain’t cool to be no jive turkey this close to Thanksgivin'” (Trading Places)

    “How much for a order of ribs?” (I’m Gonna Git You Sucka).

    Oh, and if you ever watch IGGYS with closed captioning, at the end of this scene, it spells hundred “hun’rit” which is kinda awesome.

    OOTVIMH, I LOVE I Heart Huckabees.

    Comment by Helen Skor | June 16, 2009 | Reply


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