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Lowku

Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story. Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

The last round’s winners and a new image, after the jump:

Nice round, all.  Everyone’s were awesome, but this time three stood out like a little girl wearing white amidst a sea of tacky.  So here are your awards:

Living the High Life: Cristal Methodd

The ladies get dressed
for the yearly gala of
the Redneck Yacht Club.

They drink High Life from
champagne flutes. Duh it says it’s
the “Champagne of Beers”.

The flamingos ain’t
plastic. Flowers ain’t either.
Now that’s sure classy.

Venus ice sculpture
and… shoot, Jerry’s stuck again.
The third time tonight.


Methamphabulous: AdmittedlyAddicted (She’s BACK!)

This is what happens
when radio shows give away
seats at nice events.

They can’t see faces,
and never know if they’re on
methamphetamines.


Honorable Mention: baby fish mouth (It was a wonderfully unique take. I laughed)

don’t invite her back
she looks tacky in that white
after labor day


I’ve kept it completely clean the last two rounds.  Hopefully this will satisfy both those who are more inspired by the lower end of Lowku and be clean enough for those who aren’t.  It might, however baffle you to the degree you’re unable to function, and while that would defeat my purpose, I feel it has to be shared…and put into poetic form.  So, here’s today’s inspiration.

wtffz4

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June 10, 2009 - Posted by | Lowku | , , ,

24 Comments »

  1. Oompa Loompa Doom-
    pitty Doo, her tummy looks
    like a big butt, ew!

    Comment by Roxydarling | June 10, 2009 | Reply

  2. protect the bunnies,
    and save the oompa-loompas,
    man the harpoons, now!

    Comment by Chris Jones | June 10, 2009 | Reply

  3. the tummy flowed o’er
    the other oompa loompa
    and bunnies mourn it

    Comment by Chris Jones | June 10, 2009 | Reply

  4. Bright lights break the night.
    Bunnies, Oompa Loompa stare.
    I feel like an ass.

    Comment by SeaKat | June 10, 2009 | Reply

  5. Fizzy lifting drinks
    banned from sale in the U.S.
    Cause? Fatal front-butt.

    Comment by kblr | June 10, 2009 | Reply

  6. Really, can this be
    anything other than some
    methamphetamines?

    Comment by Greystar | June 10, 2009 | Reply

  7. Violet can’t learn
    To keep her hands to herself.
    “This gum tastes like ass”.

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | June 11, 2009 | Reply

  8. had to get that one in before it’s blocked at my work again. 😉

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | June 11, 2009 | Reply

  9. CM: BRAVO!!

    Comment by SeaKat | June 11, 2009 | Reply

  10. Noah’s Ambulance
    Needs another cross dresser
    So sayeth the Lord.

    Comment by HolyChow | June 11, 2009 | Reply

  11. Two bunny rabbits
    Double oompa loompas, too
    oh yeah, and two butts.

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 11, 2009 | Reply

  12. When Peter came round
    He saw the oompa loompas
    and knew he was home

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 11, 2009 | Reply

  13. He thought ass-backwards
    was just a figure of speech
    until now, that is

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 11, 2009 | Reply

  14. Willy Wonka sure
    Did let himself go after
    Charlie took over.

    Comment by TheHobo | June 11, 2009 | Reply

  15. No, the snozzberries
    didn’t taste like snozzberries
    she groaned,then passed out

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 11, 2009 | Reply

  16. Followed the rabbit
    Oompa loompas everywhere
    through the looking glass?

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 11, 2009 | Reply

  17. Exclusive!! Pap pics
    of Britney’s break down last year!!
    (Why is Sean P. orange?)

    Comment by SeaKat | June 11, 2009 | Reply

  18. I’m really struggling with a lowku for this one. All I can think of is how much his overhang looks like half-risen bread dough.

    Comment by shu_shu | June 11, 2009 | Reply

  19. The adage still stands.
    Proven again to be true.
    You are what you eat.

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | June 14, 2009 | Reply

  20. So- two bunnies, an
    oompa loompa, and a gal
    with an extra ass.

    Methamphetamines
    are in play; having a hard
    time with mechanics…

    That mental picture
    is vomit-inducing. Ew.
    Someone pass the bleach.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | June 15, 2009 | Reply

  21. I am curious how you heard the term lowku. I’ve been writing them since 1995. Larry

    Comment by Larry Rapant | August 5, 2009 | Reply

  22. I didn’t hear the term. I just created a fairly straightforward pun out of hai/high–lowku to celebrate the low brow moments vs. haiku to celebrate its beauty.

    Comment by Lily the Pink | August 5, 2009 | Reply

  23. What do you bet someone’s planning to sue?? 😛

    He clearly knows not the terrors that await him in the Applebee’s parking lot, should he anger the squeers.

    Comment by SeaKat | August 5, 2009 | Reply

  24. jill sobule created that term in 1963 so both you fuckers back the fuck off

    Comment by shindigger | August 5, 2009 | Reply


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