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Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story. Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

The last round’s winners and a new image, after the jump:

Today we have a tie between Roxydarling and TheHobo for their Epic-kus.

Roxydarling’s trip through Disneyland to save a dwarf from a stool:

Do not be afeared,
lil’ dwarf. With six more left, she
won’t notice you’re gone.

I know a great place
in the 100 Acre Wood
to hide for a while.

Quick! take my hand and
we’ll never talk about this
scary stool again.


TheHobo’s twisted ode…to Buffalo Bill?:

Mom always hand made
Halloween costumes each year
For Jack and Billy.

Jack’s favorite one
Was the gnome, but Billy liked
His buffalo one.

Jack outgrew them young
But little Billy really
Took to sewing things.

When mom died, Billy
Never felt the same. Until
He decided to

Make his own costume
Better than what mom made, and
Never take it off.


And an honorable mention to vodkafanta for her brilliant new Travelocity campaign (and stirring use of stool):

Travelocity
Easter special: kids fly free!
Stool not included.


As usual, great job, everyone.  Here’s today’s image:

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June 8, 2009 - Posted by | Lowku | , , ,

14 Comments »

  1. don’t invite her back
    she looks tacky in that white
    after labor day

    Comment by baby fish mouth | June 8, 2009 | Reply

  2. I had a special clean(ish) Lowku and I wasn’t around to see it? D’oh!

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | June 8, 2009 | Reply

  3. They’re kooky and
    They’re spooky, the girls on
    methamphetamines.

    (do do do do do *snap* *snap*)

    Comment by TheHobo | June 8, 2009 | Reply

  4. Epic-ku’s rule btw, TMIMO.

    Comment by TheHobo | June 8, 2009 | Reply

  5. The ladies get dressed
    for the yearly gala of
    the Redneck Yacht Club.

    They drink High Life from
    champagne flutes. Duh it says it’s
    the “Champagne of Beers”.

    The flamingos ain’t
    plastic. Flowers ain’t either.
    Now that’s sure classy.

    Venus ice sculpture
    and… shoot, Jerry’s stuck again.
    The third time tonight.

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | June 9, 2009 | Reply

  6. Hahahah!! Oh, that Jerry.

    Comment by SeaKat | June 9, 2009 | Reply

  7. Her First Communion
    and mom felt way under-dressed
    but her aunts brought it.

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 9, 2009 | Reply

  8. The bride isn’t small
    The bride’s maids are really big
    Dressing them was hard

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 9, 2009 | Reply

  9. Silently she seethed
    Druscilla wore orange, too
    She hated her twin.

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 9, 2009 | Reply

  10. an old country song:
    “mommas don’t let your babies
    grow up to be whores”

    Comment by DonnaMartin | June 10, 2009 | Reply

  11. and here i thought that
    only black women could be
    ghetto fabulous

    Comment by DonnaMartin | June 10, 2009 | Reply

  12. Gone With the Wind called
    it would like to inform you:
    UR DOING IT RONG

    Comment by DonnaMartin | June 10, 2009 | Reply

  13. This is what happens
    when radio shows give away
    seats at nice events.

    They can’t see faces,
    and never know if they’re on
    methamphetamines.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | June 10, 2009 | Reply

  14. Here we have proof that
    Color blindness does in fact
    Run in families.

    Comment by TheHobo | June 10, 2009 | Reply


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