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Geek Update

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geek-glassesHola, Squeers! You now have the power to edit your own comments.  Use this power wisely…or not.  That’s up to you.

After you submit a comment, an icon and link that says “click to edit” will appear under your comment, as will a timer that shows you how much time you have left to edit the comment.  Currently the timer is set to 5 minutes because I’m working on it, but I will be changing that soon.


UPDATE: Changed to 30 minutes if you aren’t logged in.  If you are logged in you should be able to do so anytime you are logged in.

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June 3, 2009 Posted by | Geek Update | , | 3 Comments

Angry Black Lady Chronicles

Head Explosion Countdown: 3…2…1…

I can’t even begin to grasp the fuckery that abounds in Sam Shulman’s latest article in The Weekly Standard“The Worst Thing About Gay Marriage.” Read it.  And be prepared to weep.  Or if your brain can’t handle that much pressure, I’ll sum up his points:

  • Women are all sluts whose sexuality must be controlled by men.
  • Men must protect women’s vaginas from intruders, because we womyns are just too damn precious and slutty to be able to fend for ourselves.
  • The only way to protect women from descending into sluttitude is to marry us.
  • Men “resignedly” and “heroically” marry us so we won’t have sex with our fathers and sons and so they, the horny bastards they are, won’t give in to the temptation to fuck their moms.
  • Gay folks don’t suffer the “onerous obligations” that come with marriage the way straight folks do: Monogamy.  Suffering the presence of your partner’s in-laws.  Turkey on Thanksgiving.  Not fucking one’s mom.
  • Gay marriage will become irrelevant the way black folks wearing daishikis with Fight the Power fist hairpicks shoved in their afros are irrelevant.

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June 3, 2009 Posted by | Angry Black Lady Chronicles, Culture Critic, Politiks | , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Octomom vs. Mega Octomom

Defaming of the Shrew

octo-mom-slams-kate-gosselin1Crazy Octomom, Nadya Suleman was recently shown a clips of Kate Gosselin dissing her ass on Dr. Phil, and replied to the critique via an exclusive interview with Radar Online during which she said:

“She needs to stop being so judgmental and stop pulling at straws for attention,” Suleman exclusively told RadarOnline.com. Suleman also accused Kate of being desperate for attention and over-emotional.

“My children are extremely healthy, strong and happy. Don’t you have, like, a lot of issues in your life? A lot of marital problems?” she asked of Gosselin.

“Why are you so desperate to glob on to my life? For attention?”

My guess is she saw Megan Fox about to strip her of her World’s Biggest Delusional Attention Whore” title and needed to make a move, quick.   Otherwise she could have smacked Gosselin with more appropriate retorts like,  “I have more babies than you” or possibly “At least my sperm donor isn’t donating all over town, on the sly.”  I’d love to see these two duke it out in the Thunderdome.  To mix my allusions, “There can be only one!”

June 3, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | , , | 2 Comments

Afternoon Squee!

*Splode*

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June 3, 2009 Posted by | Afternoon Squee! | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Ghostbuster Becomes Nose Buster

Who ya gonna call, McG?

McG earning extra douche point for his facial hair

McG earning extra douche point for his facial hair

Director Joseph McGinty Nichol, or as he refers to himself, McG, is a notoriously stressful director to work for.  After all, our own Mr. Squee lost his shit on the set Terminator Salvation over something the director should have taken care of long before it got to melting point for President Bale.  He’s also  hated by fanboys and well, most people in the industry, in general.  He knows what the general opinion of him is.

“It’s partly the name,” says McG, relaxing on a sofa in the offices of his production company Wonderland Sound & Vision. “I mean what kind of asshole goes around calling himself McG? It’s real fun to hate that guy.”

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June 3, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Doosh Watch 2009 | , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Lowku

Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story. Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

The last round’s winners and a new image, after the jump:

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June 3, 2009 Posted by | Lowku | , , , | 13 Comments

Obama Delivers Graduation Address

That’s Michelle…and to a High School

Michelle addressing UC Merc on Saturday

What happens when a 19 year old girl calls the White House, gets the fax number, and sends over a letter to First Lady Michelle Obama, asking her to deliver the school’s commencement address? That bare armed FLOTUS floozy graciously agrees.

Jasmine Williams, a student at Washington Mathematics Science Technology Charter School who says she would one day like to be Secretary of State, honed her diplomacy skills by issuing the following plea to Ms. Obama:

“Where we come from, being a young minority means that we have little chance to succeed, because of incorrect stereotypes. The world already has a pre-determined thought that our generation is full of criminals and concubines.”

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June 3, 2009 Posted by | Politiks | , , , , | Leave a comment

Caption This

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June 3, 2009 Posted by | Caption This | | 16 Comments

Daily Bale

Don Chea-Bale

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June 3, 2009 Posted by | Daily Bale | , | 4 Comments