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Miley’s Little Yorkie Gets a Turn in the Spotlight

No, that’s not a euphemism for her underage girl parts.

For some unknown reason Details magazine has an interview with Justin Gaston in their new issue. Let me tell you, it’s as riveting as you would expect.

Justin did clue us in on who he would want be if he wasn’t Justin Gaston, AKA the guy finger banging the Disney cash cow. Here is what he told Details:

“One of those little lapdogs that gets petted all day,” he says. “You know, they wake up, get fed, get attention. I like attention. I’d like to be one of those little dogs. Is that weird?”

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that exactly what he is right now? The ONLY reason he is getting any press is because he is dating an underage girl who happens to be a living, breathing, billion dollar money making machine for Disney. When Miley or Billy Ray tells him to speak or roll over, he does.

One day Miley will drop him and he will return to the dream-crushing world of the entertainment industry. If he is lucky he’ll get a record or two out before it happens. Let’s just hope for his sake that it doesn’t have too many of Billy Ray’s greasy hillbilly fingerprints on it.

I think Justin and Chris Hanson need to have a little talk about what he is doing with his sixteen year-old girlfriend. I don’t buy the whole we-only-hold-hands-and-read-the-Bible bit those two are selling.

What do you think?

Is Justin bumping uglies with the little gopher-faced girl or are they holding hands and going to old time ice cream socials?

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May 28, 2009 - Posted by | Daily Whims | , , ,

4 Comments »

  1. i always tend to think teens aren’t doing the deed. i wasn’t as a teen… and neither were most of my friends.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  2. on second thought, it’s possible that the scholar’s bowl team’s sexual habits are different than those of other teens

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  3. I think half the reason why I got into trouble when I was a teen was because I had free time. Does poor Miley even have time to have sex?

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  4. She has time for sexting. Which, I’m sure they are doing.

    And totally explains those photos.

    Comment by TheHobo | May 28, 2009 | Reply


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