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I Feel Your Pain, Kellie

In my chest

Kellie-April, or April-Kellie?  Who can tell?

Kellie-April, or April-Kellie? Who can tell?

Apparently Kellie Pickler and I have something else in common besides prom dresses. Her favorite prom dress and my favorite prom dress are the same, but for different reasons of course. I tend to pick the ugliest thing on the rack to laugh at, she picked it to wear. Tom-AY-to, tom-AH-to. We also have bronchitis–in May. Awesome. Seriously, we are twins. I mean, think about it:

April v. Kellie Pickler

Height:

Kellie: 5’1
April : 5’1
Result: TWINS!!!

Age:

Kellie: 23
April: 25
Results: Obviously our mom just gestated her longer.  She was born 2, but since doesn’t know how to deal with that so they never acknowledged that fact that mom gave birth to a toddler.  TWINS!

Weight:

Kellie: LESS.  She gained a lot of weight after debuting on American Idol.  The grueling tour life did it to her. She’s lost 28 pounds recently.
April: MORE.  She gained a lot of weight with the grueling law school life. She’s lost 5 pounds recently.
Results: not twins.

Education:

Kellie: High School Degree
April:  2/3 of the way through a J.D.
Results: Whatever, not even twins get the same education, so TWINS!

Prom Dress Choice:

Kellie:

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April:

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Ok, this isn’t from my prom. It was taken in college.  It was my prom dress though!
Results: See above on choice. TWINS!

Fancy Dress Taste:

Kellie: Gold

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April: Gold (If you could see it you would know it’s gold, so take my word for it.)

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Results: TWINS!

Career:

April: None. Student
Kellie: Just won at the CMTS.
Results: Maybe not twins

Illness:

April: bronchitis and sinus infection determined on May 27th
Kellie: bronchitis determined on May 27th
Results: TOTALLY FRICKIN’ TWINS

See, TWINS!

Anyway, I hope Kellie feels better because this blows.

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May 28, 2009 - Posted by | Daily Whims, Doosh Watch 2009 | ,

7 Comments »

  1. THUNDERDOME! WINNAR: APRIL

    ps you look maaaahvelous!

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  2. Yeah, you’re so cute April!!

    OMG, Kellie’s prom dress could only be whorier if it had a bedazzled codpiece. And nipple cutouts. That’s about all that could make it worse.

    Comment by SeaKat | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  3. I think the nipple cut outs would vastly improve the outfit. See then I could determine for sure that it is infact a strippers dress instead of a prom dress.

    Comment by silent noodles | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  4. Either that’s a weird belt, an unfortunate digital photo issue, or there’s a really suspicious shadow in the pelvic region of the Pickler prom dress.

    Comment by Roxydarling | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  5. i think “twins” and “maybe not twins” are the phrases that pay.

    hilarious, april!

    Comment by DonnaMartin | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  6. You’ve utterly convinced me of your twinage. I feel like I need to find my own twin now.

    Comment by cookiebees | May 29, 2009 | Reply

  7. Mine’s Ashley Tisdale! everyone needs to know their celeb twin. i imagine ashley and i have really bonded over it.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 | Reply


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