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Brooke Hogan’s New CD Cover

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Take a look at the cover of Brooke’s new album. There are two mind-boggling things about this. First, someone thought it would be a good idea to put out another Brooke Hogan album. Second, someone, maybe the same person who signed off on another album from her liked this art.

This looks like something that would be airbrushed on the hood of Nick Hogan’s bitchin’ new Camaro. Well, until he wraps it around a tree that is.

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May 28, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | ,

23 Comments »

  1. The level of delusion necessary to make anyone think that this is in any way, shape or form, a good idea is mind boggling.

    Comment by oilybohunk7 | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  2. I’m pretty sure I have a tshirt from the 80s with this on it.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  3. There’s nothing sexier than ribs.

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  4. Ribs, white hair and safety-cone orange skin: The Sexy Trifecta.

    Comment by oilybohunk7 | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  5. This is hilarious.

    Also, if this is what she believes she looks like, I now understand why she keeps wearing those tiiiiight clothes and bikinis everywhere.

    Put this on a Tshirt, stat. It will knock that “3 Wolves, 1 Moon” shirt right off its hipstser-icon pedestal.

    Comment by SeaKat | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  6. There is an airbrush t-shirt store in a mall not too far from my house, I could make it happen. And in answer to your next question, yes, it is a ghetto mall.

    Comment by oilybohunk7 | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  7. oily: DO IT. It could keep you in Hedgie-Os for YEARS!

    Comment by SeaKat | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  8. at least they got the skin color right…

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  9. Come on you guys. She’s clearly showing us how mature she is. You can tell by the way she’s trying to look for her brains behind hey eyes. Do you even know how hard it is to look at your own brains? You don’t see Miley Cyrus doing that.

    Comment by cookiebees | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  10. Audrina Partride has been looking for years.

    Sidenote:

    WHY DO I KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE???

    Comment by SeaKat | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  11. I can’t wait to see the look on the T-Shirt Artist’s face when I show him this picture and ask for it. Although I was thinking maybe a trucker hat is more apropos.

    Comment by oilybohunk7 | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  12. You’d lose a lot of detail if you went w/the trucker hat.

    I think you’d want a sombrero of some sort.

    Comment by SeaKat | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  13. I say put it on a poncho.

    Comment by cookiebees | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  14. Si!! Now choo are talkink!

    Pie pie.

    Comment by SeaKat | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  15. Yup, CTTW is still funny.

    Comment by SeaKat | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  16. I bet we could start a whole side business. Say it with a graffiti poncho. Flowers just die so show her you love her with her likeness on a poncho or tshirt.

    Comment by cookiebees | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  17. There were way to many “hers” in there.

    Comment by cookiebees | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  18. The poncho idea is making life happen for me right now.

    Comment by oilybohunk7 | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  19. Orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I’m having an Oprah lightbulb moment. Just have the body painted on the poncho and USE YOUR OWN HEAD! It’s like one of those bikini towels but it’s YOU. If your having a fat day than you can just wear your skinny you poncho. I just don’t know where I get these ideas? They must be straight from God .

    Comment by cookiebees | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  20. cookiebees, that’s pretty much the story of my life. Everywhere I go, there are too many hers, and they are all hotter than me. Oh, the humanity.

    Comment by Helen Skor | May 28, 2009 | Reply

  21. I pretty much love everything about this album cover. It’s been a slow day at work and I needed a pick me up. This needs to get on the top of a tricked-out old Impala with hydrolics. Now.

    Comment by blah | May 29, 2009 | Reply

  22. i thought this was donnatella versace at first glance.

    Comment by sindee | June 1, 2009 | Reply

  23. sindee: Give her a couple years. She will be.

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 1, 2009 | Reply


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