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Lowku

Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story. Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

Our dear Lily the Pink has strep throat (or swine flu?) so I am standing in for her today. Send her “get well now!” vibes (get well “soon” really doesn’t cut it when dealing with swine throat.)

The last round’s winners and a new image, after the jump:

Great job, everyone. Here are my picks for this round.

Makes me giggle every time: Greystar

This Jewess is not
worried about kosher things.
She has an Uzi.

Most literary Lowku: LuckyFresh

Where was Lolita
when the Lord of the Flies was
wanting barbecue?

Most ghetto: baby fish mouth

Bitch get off my back
I done told you I don’t know
Where dat spider is

Funniest Clooney reference: shu_shu

Listen, George Clooney,
Just hand over the money
or the pig gets it.

Here’s today’s image to get your Lowku juices flowing:

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May 27, 2009 - Posted by | Lowku | , , ,

4 Comments »

  1. Bachelor party
    Couldn’t afford the strippers
    So Will volunteered.

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | May 27, 2009 | Reply

  2. THANKS!

    This picture makes me feel drunk and high so I’ll step aside and let others haiku while I stare at it and trip.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 27, 2009 | Reply

  3. Well, atleast they were
    beer bottles; could have been worse…
    at least, so I’m told.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | May 27, 2009 | Reply

  4. Yes! Thank you!!!

    LOL @ CM & AdAd.

    Comment by shu_shu | May 27, 2009 | Reply


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