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Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story. Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

The last round’s winners and a new image, after the jump:

Happy memorial day.  Great job, everyone. Here are my picks for this round.


Oh the irony: Helen Skor (Nd you thought you’d gotten away without an award for a crude reference, today!)

Only in Japan
Can you sleep in a subway
Without bukake.


It keeps making me chuckle: Cristal Methodd

I’ve been here since ten
Waiting for a girl to sit.
Only fat men have.


Most original take: vodkafanta

Getting older sucks.
One guitar powerslide, and
Your whole week is shot.


And here’s today’s image.  Have fun!

1653-elite-soldier

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May 25, 2009 - Posted by | Lowku | , , ,

13 Comments »

  1. Where was Lolita
    when the Lord of the Flies was
    wanting barbecue?

    Comment by Lucky Fresh | May 25, 2009 | Reply

  2. Swine flu is rampant.
    Government stages last stand.
    Sarah Palin rides.

    Comment by vodkafanta | May 25, 2009 | Reply

  3. She’s no Lara Croft
    But she still resents it when
    They call her Swine Flo

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 25, 2009 | Reply

  4. Evolution lets
    Charlotte send them a stronger
    Message than “SOME PIG”

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 25, 2009 | Reply

  5. Pig will impress him
    Gun will make him have no choice
    Clooney will be mine

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 25, 2009 | Reply

  6. Martha Stewart says
    Memorial Day is fun
    When you DIY

    Simply find a pig
    Get your gun and don’t forget
    Handy backpack grill

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 25, 2009 | Reply

  7. When she was 15
    She saw through her parents’ lies
    This was no puppy

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 25, 2009 | Reply

  8. T
    Internet boyfriend

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 25, 2009 | Reply

  9. dammit. that was supposed to be…

    Time to leave the farm
    To be truly happy with
    Internet boyfriend

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 25, 2009 | Reply

  10. Bitch get off my back
    I done told you I don’t know
    Where dat spider is

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 25, 2009 | Reply

  11. Listen, George Clooney,
    Just hand over the money
    or the pig gets it.

    Comment by shu_shu | May 25, 2009 | Reply

  12. This Jewess is not
    worried about kosher things.
    She has an Uzi.

    Comment by Greystar | May 25, 2009 | Reply

  13. Anne knew that maybe
    Her efforts would seem extreme
    But she forged ahead

    On a one woman
    Campaign to teach the goyim
    How to keep kosher.

    Comment by TheHobo | May 26, 2009 | Reply


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