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Who Would You Rather?

Hilton Showdown Edition

They’re both talentless fame-whores with a boundless love of the color pink, tacky clothing and stupid hair-dos, and they both rose to fame on a tide of semen (Perez’s just happened to be badly drawn).  So the question today is:

 

Paris Hilton or Perez Hilton

Paris Hilton or Perez Hilton


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Thanks for the suggestion, stm.

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May 21, 2009 - Posted by | Who Would You Rather? | , ,

19 Comments »

  1. I can’t choose. This is the hardest question, EVER! I’m going to have to do some soul searching before answering. We all must choose wisely. May the squee be with you.

    Comment by cookiebees | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  2. The only thing more contrived than Paris Hilton is someone who bases themselves on Paris Hilton. TMIMO.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  3. Surely, this is a case for “two turds with one brick?” I mean, c’mon, lets’ try to line up this throw with precision, please.

    Comment by Roxydarling | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  4. BFM, I totally agree.

    Comment by Helen Skor | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  5. I like Roxydarlings solution. As Perez would say, Brazziliant. I threw up writing that.

    Comment by cookiebees | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  6. Can I sew my vagina shut instead?

    Comment by Deimos | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  7. They’re both absolutely repulsive and if it were honestly down between those two, I’d probably find some rope and a tall tree and pray that branch is strong!

    Comment by XENU | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  8. Deimos and XENU: This is why I changed it to “Who would you rather died in a brick related accident?” I couldn’t force you guys to consider the seckshuals with either of these people. Put the needle and thread down, Deims. It’s OK. ::holds you in a motherly way and smooths your hair until you stop crying::

    Comment by Lily the Pink | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  9. Thank Jebus. You’re the best Lily!

    Comment by Deimos | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  10. Then I voted wrong. I would like to change my vote to bricking Perez. I was thinking I was having to choose between them for the seckshuals.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  11. Also let me just say, those bricks fell off a truck and had no fingerprints on them. You can’t prove anything, copper.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  12. Paris never gave us another homophobic icon names Miss California. Although she does give many well-deserving fame-chasing men herpes, and that’s gotta be some sort of public service.

    I’d totally brick Perez first.

    Comment by TheHobo | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  13. *named. Why is there no edit button? WHY?!?!?!?!

    Comment by TheHobo | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  14. Perez does not have to worry about gay marriage being legal.
    It will never be a issue for him. He will die single .

    Comment by chelsea | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  15. But I still love Paris

    Comment by chelsea | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  16. On further thought, it occurs to me that Paris is most likely to reproduce, and should therefor be bricked first, for the good of the species. If at all possible, said bricking should be arranged so that any ricochets or pass-through bits continue on their merry way and smack Perez, who should be conveniently held in place nearby. Hmm… that would mean touching him. …Tell him he can blog about it, but only if he stands on an innocent-looking X chalked on the sidewalk.

    Comment by Roxydarling | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  17. The solution to our conundrum can be found on page 247 of your biology textbook.

    Let’s identify this relationship for what it is: a parasite/host situation. Perez = parasite (natch) and Paris = host.

    Now, we all know that a parasite feeds off of the nutrients in the host’s bloodstream. In essence, the parasite’s survival is dependent upon the survival of the host. Simply put: if the host dies, the parasite dies too.

    So, it really is a two-pricks-one-brick scenario. I’d say Mother Nature’s aim is awesome.

    Comment by shu_shu | May 21, 2009 | Reply

  18. shu_shu, you convinced me! paris it is!

    Comment by DonnaMartin | May 22, 2009 | Reply

  19. Wow Shu_Shu…that was brilliant! 🙂

    Comment by TheHobo | May 22, 2009 | Reply


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