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No Special Day for Miss California

The world rejoicests-carrie-prejean1

San Diego Vista Unified School District considered making June 1st Carrie Prejean Day. Thankfully, the school board decided against it. School Board Vice President, Steve Lily had this to say:

“The district had never honored a former student and didn’t want to start with someone who had breast implants, posed semi-nude and whose goal was to be a Victoria’s Secret model.”

I could sum up my feeling on this in two simple words:


I’m sure Carrie will chalk this up to the great gay conspiracy that is trying to take away her freedom. I’m sure the day would have been filled with all sorts of wholesome activates and events.

Carrie could have traveled from elementary school to elementary school with a piñata in the shape of two gay people trying to get married. Oh the fun the children would have had beating it with a stick until they cracked it open and the candy spilled out. Later in the day, she could talk to some of the older girls and explain that even though “the gays” are evil and will burn in Hell, it’s still OK to let them do your hair and make-up.

What events do you think would have been good for Carrie Prejean Day? Let me know in the comments.

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May 20, 2009 - Posted by | Doosh Watch 2009, News You May or May Not Use, What Do You Think? | , , , , , ,

5 Comments »

  1. Wet T-shirt contest?
    Kid who tells the best lie wins?

    Comment by TT2 | May 20, 2009 | Reply

  2. She could hand out advance copies of her new Parker Bros. product: “The Blame Game”

    Comment by SeaKat | May 20, 2009 | Reply

  3. I thought that was Jessica Simpson for second… same dazed and confused look.

    Comment by XENU | May 20, 2009 | Reply

  4. Pin the tail on the hate-mongering bitch ass bitch has always been one of my favorites. Although I usually play with Ann Coulter.

    Comment by Helen Skor | May 20, 2009 | Reply

  5. There could be a competition with finalist rounds and everything:

    Try to keep your shirt on in front of a wind machine.

    The first nipple slip stops the clock.

    Whoever stays covered the longest wins.

    Comment by queencrone | May 20, 2009 | Reply


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