10 Film Titles that Sound Like Porn
With thanks to Orson Welles
While researching something about Orson Welles recently, I happened across a movie title that sent me into a little giggle fit and made me realize how porn like so many movie titles seem if you remove their context–or add a different one. Once my inner 12 year old has broken free she’s hard to reel back in, so instead of fighting her (She’d just give me an eye roll and some dramatic sass anyway), I decided to give her something productive to do. So here are the 10 movie titles I think most sound like they should be porn.
10. The Talented Mr. Ripley
9. Some Like it Hot
8. The Dirty Dozen
7. The Last Boy Scout
6. Girl Interrupted
5. Splendor in the Grass
4. The 400 Blows
3. Deep Impact
2. The Midnight Meat Train
1. Too Much Johnson (The movie title that started it all.)
Share yours in the comments.
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1. Big
2. Leave It To Beaver
Comment by queencrone | May 19, 2009 |
3. Bend It like Beckham
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 19, 2009 |
Free Willy
Comment by cooter jean | May 19, 2009 |
Herbie fully loaded
(am I remembering that correctly?)
Comment by cooter jean | May 19, 2009 |
6. Goldfinger
Comment by WhoMee | May 19, 2009 |
7. Octopussy
What’s up, Bond?
Comment by vodkafanta | May 19, 2009 |
You guess “Octopussy” is what they were going to call the porno with the octomom?
Comment by cooter jean | May 19, 2009 |
8. The Last Temptation of Christ
Comment by stopthemadness | May 19, 2009 |
9. Diff’rent Strokes
Comment by queencrone | May 19, 2009 |
10. Ain’t Misbehavin’
Comment by stopthemadness | May 19, 2009 |
11. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Comment by queencrone | May 19, 2009 |
12. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(starring Elijah Wood)
Comment by queencrone | May 19, 2009 |
Here’s one I saw this weekend:
13. Holes
Comment by queencrone | May 19, 2009 |
14. Frost/Nixon
Comment by stopthemadness | May 19, 2009 |
15. Lethal Weapon
16. Lethal Weapon 2
17. Lethal Weapon 3
18. Lethal Weapon 4
Comment by DonnaMartin | May 19, 2009 |
19. Stand and Deliver
(i’m pretty sure i’m going to be doing this all night.)
Comment by DonnaMartin | May 19, 2009 |
20. All the King’s Men
Comment by DonnaMartin | May 19, 2009 |
Late additions:
12 Angry Men
Snatch
Toy Story
Bring It On
Dirty Harry
Spaceballs
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 20, 2009 |
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
The Cook, The Thief, his Wife and her Lover.
Comment by rl | May 20, 2009 |
Seed
Crimson Tide (menstruation porn exists, trust me, don’t look)
Comment by rl | May 20, 2009 |
31. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Comment by queencrone | May 21, 2009 |
Now that Lily mentions it, I think Snatch should be number one. I mean really. Snatch? There is no other movie title like that.
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 21, 2009 |
Three men and a baby (…sorry I couldn’t resist)
Comment by sh | May 29, 2009 |
bfm : DICK.
Comment by SeaKat | May 29, 2009 |
HA! at rl with the cook the thief the wife, his lover, and a litter of dalmatians.
Comment by DonnaMartin | May 29, 2009 |
seakat, well i NEVER!
🙂
Comment by DonnaMartin | May 29, 2009 |
Bird
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Sophie’s Choice
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Taken
My Bloody Valentine
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
DonnaMartin: that’s not what it said on the bathroom wall!!
Comment by SeaKat | May 29, 2009 |
Swingers
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
oh yeah? well your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!!!!111
Comment by DonnaMartin | May 29, 2009 |
39. Splash
Comment by DonnaMartin | May 29, 2009 |
Fists of Fury
(Yeah, I went there…)
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Shaft
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Snatch and Shaft could be a double feature, IYKWIMAITYD
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Above the Rim.
I didn’t think it was possible to make yourself spit drink, but that thought just sprang itself on me.
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
A Few Good men.
Crap, I just had another one and now I can’t remember what it was.
Oh yeah, Adventures in Babysitting
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Wait, has no one said “Blow”?
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
ha!
46. Band of Brothers
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
47. balls of fury
48. into the deep
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
49. porky’s
50. porky’s II: the next day
51. porky’s: the revenge
boo ya!
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Blonde Ambition
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
53. man on fire
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Balls of Fury. Brilliant!
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
54. the iceman cometh
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Fun with Dick and Jane
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
56. stick it
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
57. fast and furious
(somebody please make me stop)
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Oo OOo Wet, Hot American Summer
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
tin cup
hahahahahaha
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Beach Blanket Bingo
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
The Whackness
I doubt it will be me that stops you!
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
das boot
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
grease
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Truly, Madly, Deeply
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Everything You’ve Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask
shazam!!
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Orgasmo
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Breast Men
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Riding in Cars with Boys
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Boys on the Side
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Good!
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Boyz N the Hood
(complete with porn-y spelling!)
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Woman on Top
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
You see what you made me do there…
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Enter the Dragon
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Pecker
(Since we have shaft and Dick)
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
teehee
Mount Rushmore
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
The Harder They Come
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Coming to America
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Wait did you say “Das Boot” because submarines are full of seamen?
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Nuts
Chocolat
Awakenings
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Pearl Harbor
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
what did you just do to ‘charlie and the chocolate factory’… you have reached traumatizing levels. ka-doos to you.
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
the lion the witch and the wardrobe?
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
don’t be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood
(i don’t even want to think about how perverted that could actually be if you break it down)
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
Tunnel of Love
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
kiss kiss bang bang
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
bfm: Like it wasn’t glaringly obvious Willy Wonka is a backdoor man!
Wait, is Backdoor Man a movie?
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
In & Out
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
Chitty chitty bang bang
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
The Wiz
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
Horatio Hornblower
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Scream
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
Easy Rider
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
Up
Sorry, Pixar…)
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
The Naked Gun
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Bones (That Snoop Dogg movie …I had to check IMDB to make sure I hadn’t imagined this one!)
Comment by SeaKat | May 29, 2009 |
A League of Their Own
Comment by SeaKat | May 29, 2009 |
It Happened One Night
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
The Man with the Golden Gun
Yeah, what’s up with that, Bond?
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
nice, stm
The Harder They Come
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
Toy Story
Comment by SeaKat | May 29, 2009 |
My Friend Flicka
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
The Little Spermmaid
(I know, it’s not following the rules. Made me laugh too much not to post it. Sorry!)
Comment by SeaKat | May 29, 2009 |
I’m Gonna Git You Sucka
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
And I imdb’d it…Backdoor Man is, indeed a (non-porno) movie.
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
hahahah my friend flicka!
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Strictly Ballroom
Comment by SeaKat | May 29, 2009 |
The Black Stallion
Comment by SeaKat | May 29, 2009 |
Little Women
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
LOL, LTP!
Dirty Dancing
Comment by SeaKat | May 29, 2009 |
Truly, Madly, Deeply
(Was that already on here?)
Sex, Lies and Videotape
Comment by SeaKat | May 29, 2009 |
i grew up thinking dirty dancing was actually a dirty movie. when i saw it i was definitely surprised… and i stopped thinking everyone i knew from school was an unashamed pervert for loving it.
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
What Women Want
(Hint: Not Mel Gibson)
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Romancing the Stone
Comment by SeaKat | May 29, 2009 |
SeaKat: Yeah, I had TMD, but SLV, awesome!
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
What Dreams May Come
Home Alone
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
Down To You
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
Five Easy Pieces
I think I’m proudest of that one, so far.
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
I’m still giggling every time I think of Above the Rim.
Five Easy Pieces.
Westward Ho.
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
Jinx!
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
Five Easy Pieces is FAB
I am on the ambien now. Be warned.
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
love actually
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
butch cassidy and the sundance kid
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
Bend it Like Beckham
Comment by SeaKat | May 29, 2009 |
ha!
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
shu_shu: I will share credit for it!
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
The Longest Yard
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
She;s the man
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
thanks LTP! 🙂 Great (dirty) minds, ya know…
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
what a girl wants
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
Magnum Force.
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
eight crazy nights
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
gorillas in the mist
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
30 days of night
days of thunder
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
i’m giggling at gorillas in the mist because, you know…
ew.
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Mr. Woodcock
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
for you, bfm:
when harry met sally
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Every Which Way But Loose
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
Offbeat (for the dyslexics)
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
OOO, good one shu_shu and Anywhich Way You Can
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
but with a space
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
thank you stm
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
Ten Commandments
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Push
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
hahaha
All the Right Moves
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
The Unsinkable Molly Brown
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
long night’s journey into day
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
The Firm
The Kid
The Natural
Much Ado About Nothing? :}
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
Scrooged
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
ok i am the only one playing now?
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
Must Love Dogs
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
Bones just reminded me, Bone Deep
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Whore and Piece? oops, no that’s not what we;re gouing for here is it. mnaybe it’s m bedtime.
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
bfm: that made me laugh out loud
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Must Love, Dogs, that is
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
bfm: No, but worthy of a new thread!
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Dr. T and the Women
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
Napoleon Dynamite
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
joy luck club
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
wild things
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 29, 2009 |
Deep Impact
Pee-wee’s Big Adventure
Big Top Pee Wee
Freddy Got Fingered
Howard’s End
Free Willy
Comment by KeeblerKahn | May 29, 2009 |
Spaceballs
Comment by Janet | May 29, 2009 |
The Postman Always Rings Twice
Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
Pretty in Pink
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Lorenzo’s Oil
Comment by Janet | May 29, 2009 |
Janet, OMG, YES! I was creeped out by that title when it came out in … what? 1994?
Comment by SeaKat | May 29, 2009 |
And, Keebs –FGF was inspired.
Comment by SeaKat | May 29, 2009 |
Nurse Betty
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
YOJIMBO!!!!
Comment by bedbugs and ballyhoo | May 29, 2009 |
Idle Hands
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Yay! Seakat!
From Justin to Kelly.
Dr. Strangelove (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)
Comment by Janet | May 29, 2009 |
The Hustler
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
The Pelican Brief(s).
Comment by Janet | May 29, 2009 |
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
Rambo
Comment by stopthemadness | May 29, 2009 |
HA! Rambo!
Comment by Janet | May 29, 2009 |
The Last American Virgin
Comment by Lily the Pink | May 29, 2009 |
Ha! Keebs: I also enjoyed FGF. AND Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. How was that not already named?!?!?!
PS: bfm…maybe the ambien is kicking in. Which really, in itself, is a whole other thread: Preferred sleep aids. I used to take Lunesta, but it made me feel like I was sucking on dirty socks.
Comment by shu_shu | May 29, 2009 |
Am I the only one playing now??? Serves me right. I left to go drink red beer and karaoke!
Comment by shu_shu | May 30, 2009 |
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Bedtime For Bonzo
Comment by KeeblerKahn | May 30, 2009 |
Children’s movies:
Dragon Ball Z
Pokemon
Big
Dick Tracy
James and the Giant Peach
Comment by HolyChow | May 30, 2009 |
Virgin Suicides
Comment by stopthemadness | May 30, 2009 |
Dogtown and Z Boys
Comment by stopthemadness | May 30, 2009 |
Monster’s Ball!
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 30, 2009 |
LOL.
and i don’t “LOL.”
Comment by stopthemadness | May 30, 2009 |
bfm: that was geeeeenius.
Comment by SeaKat | May 30, 2009 |
White Chicks
Comment by stopthemadness | May 30, 2009 |
Die Hard
Die Harder
Die Hard with a Vengeance
Live Free or Die Hard
Comment by stopthemadness | May 30, 2009 |
It Takes Two
Comment by stopthemadness | May 30, 2009 |
IRON MAN!!!!!!
Comment by SeaKat | May 30, 2009 |
Nice SK!
Also if i didn’t say it before, lorenzo’s oil = awesome
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 30, 2009 |
i keep cracking up at my friend flicka!
The Incredible Hulk
Comment by stopthemadness | May 30, 2009 |
How many do we have now??? This has to be the most exhaustive compilation of accidental-sounding porn ever created!
Comment by shu_shu | May 30, 2009 |
…and Rule 34 suggests that this will soon be the “dialogue” for a porn flick(a), itself.
How very meta.
Comment by SeaKat | May 30, 2009 |
we’re at 182, leaving out duplicates and the littler sperrmmaid (hahahah, hilarious, but not a real movie!!!)
183: Red Dawn
Comment by stopthemadness | May 30, 2009 |
BTW, that last comment I wrote was supposed to read:
porn flick(a) itself.
As it showed up, it makes no sense. 😛
Comment by SeaKat | May 30, 2009 |
more Bond:
Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr. No
From Russia With Love
The Spy Who Loved Me
others:
Toys
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Now we’re at 189.
Comment by WhoMee | May 31, 2009 |
190) Officer and a Gentleman (soft porn, perhaps)
Comment by WhoMee | May 31, 2009 |
191. Tropic Thunder
192. Old Yeller
Comment by HolyChow | May 31, 2009 |
hahaha Dr. No… that would be the one I star in. it’s a very short flick. set in a medical office… i simply reject everyone, then roll credits.
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 31, 2009 |
Also, to complement Monster’s Ball, the Family Stone. Now there are 2.
Comment by baby fish mouth | May 31, 2009 |
You’re Invited to Mary Kate & Ashley’s Sleepover Party
Comment by shu_shu | June 8, 2009 |
AHHHAHAHHA! Shu!!!
Comment by SeaKat | June 8, 2009 |
193. Legend
194. I am Legend
195. The Omega Man
196. Men at Work
197. Uncle Buck
198. The Secret to My Success
199. Working Girl
200. What About Bob?
Comment by TheHobo | June 8, 2009 |
Lol. Lil’Shu-bert is in the hospital for jaw surgery and they have a list of movies you can check out to watch in your room. MK&A’s naughty fun-time pj party is one of them.
Comment by shu_shu | June 8, 2009 |
On the topic of Bond movies, I honestly can’t believe no one remembered
Thunderball.
And For Your Eyes Only.
Comment by Pifreak | June 13, 2009 |