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Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

I smell an Oscar!

Sometimes you see a movie trailer and you think to yourself, “How in the hell did someone think this was a good idea?”

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This cinematic masterpiece stars the Renegade himself, Mr. Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson. Yes, you read that right, Debbie “Shake Your Love” Gibson. I’m sorry, she prefers to be called Deborah Gibson these days.

OK, a crappy movie staring Lorenzo Lamas; that’s nothing new. The guy will practically do gay porn if there is a paycheck involved.  Hell, gay porn would be more dignified than some of the shitty movies he’s put out.

But, how in the hell did Debbie Gibson end up in this? If she is hurting for money that bad she could probably move in to Tiffany’s double-wide trailer and split the rent until she got back on her feet. It’s a sad day for the 80s pop princess.

A sequel to Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus will begin shooting soon with the two monsters facing off against Kong Kardashian dressed as a mermaid.
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Sadly, this isn’t the worst idea for a movie I’ve heard about this week.  Are you ready for an American Gladiators movie?!? Yeah, me neither.

Maybe Hollywood can remake the movie Snakes on a Train, wait for it…wait for it… WITH the American Gladiators.

Its time to run the gauntlet.


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May 14, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Movie Marquis | , , , ,

6 Comments »

  1. Has anyone heard of One Eyes Monster?

    If you’re gonna do horrible, at least make it funny…

    Comment by TheHobo | May 14, 2009 | Reply

  2. i haven’t seen one eyed monster, but i HAVE seen killer klowns from outer space.

    comedy gold!

    Comment by DonnaMartin | May 14, 2009 | Reply

  3. Oh man! I will totally watch that shark vs. octopus movie as I love anything to do with sharks and giant squids, except in this case octopus. It looks almost as good as Deep Rising.

    Anyways, I had to watch the trailer without any sound and you know what? It still looks like a way better movie than Twilight.

    Comment by rumour has it | May 14, 2009 | Reply

  4. That looks highLARious. I might even pay theatre prices.

    Seriously. The world’s economy has imploded, people are claiming Rush Limbaugh is the head of the Republican party… I could use some mindless distraction!! 🙂

    Comment by SeaKat | May 14, 2009 | Reply

  5. I’ve got to sea this! <— har har

    Oh, Debbie Gibson. Queen of my pre-adolescent heart. I will now go home and pirate the hell out of your music.

    Comment by MC Poetry | May 15, 2009 | Reply

  6. i’m thinking the best part of this Mega Shark movie is probably Debbie Gibson

    Comment by coffee fan | May 24, 2009 | Reply


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