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“Whoever doesn’t have a Vergatario is nothing”

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Vergatario is a new cellphone being hawked by Hugo Chavez–it’s also a penis. Chavez wanted  a phone that was both awesome and affordable, so he had the Vergatario created. The name Vergatario is derived from the Venezuelan slang word for penis.

This puts Hugo’s slogan: “Whoever doesn’t have a Vergatario is nothing” into perspective, no?

Awesome.

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May 13, 2009 - Posted by | What the Crap!? | , , , ,

9 Comments »

  1. to point out by awesome, i meant very much NOT awesome.

    Comment by April | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  2. Ug.

    Just…ug.

    Comment by TheHobo | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  3. What the hell is vegatario? A group or vegetarian virgos? What does that group know about making phones?

    Comment by cookiebees | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  4. “Whoever doesn’t have a Vergatario is nothing”

    Wow. Advertisers have just stopped trying to veil their messages haven’t they.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  5. **snicker**

    BUT LOOK AT HOW SMALL IT IS!!

    AAAHAHAHAHHA!!

    He sure didn’t put the “dick” in “dictator” did he??

    Comment by SeaKat | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  6. ❤ SeaKat!!!!

    Comment by TheHobo | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  7. Good thing he has his Vergatario well in hand.

    Now put that thing back in your pocket!

    Comment by queencrone | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  8. His Vergatario is ‘out of pocket’!

    Comment by queencrone | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  9. QC you’re awesome!

    Comment by TheHobo | May 14, 2009 | Reply


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