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Meat Cards

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From the geniuses at meatcards.com:

“We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.

Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:
MEAT AND LASERS.

Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.”

(Thanks to Lisa(#1) for the tip!)

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May 13, 2009 - Posted by | Afternoon Awesome | , ,

4 Comments »

  1. …um…yeah.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | May 14, 2009 | Reply

  2. There’s a hillbillie in podunk Alabama ordering 500 of them right now….because nothing says professionalism like a chunk of beef. this by far, is a waste of technology, those guys should have their vocational school certificate revoked immediately.

    Comment by drgnsldr | May 14, 2009 | Reply

  3. “MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex”

    do you think… was that an intentional jab at that hilarious bastard from the business card doosh video on here a few weeks ago?

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 14, 2009 | Reply

  4. I DO believe it was, bfm. Or at least I hope so.

    Comment by SeaKat | May 14, 2009 | Reply


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