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Megan Fox Makes Me Want to Punch Megan Fox in the Vagina

Seriously.  She is dumb, y’all.

ts-megan-foxSo Megan Fox, about whom I never really gave a shit (all I know is she used to be engaged to David Silver), said some fuckery in an interview with Elle Magazine:

“I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson — who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do. And part of it is my own fault. I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.”

Oh Megan, you big dummy. Just because a woman is confident sexually doesn’t mean she can’t also be intelligent.  Obviously your pea brain can’t comprehend this.  You’re in the “I don’t have to be literate or intelligent!  I’ve got big boobs!” camp.  Well you know what?  Scarjo has big boobs too.  And she’s sexy.  And she’s not a fuckin’ dumbass.

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No hold still… I want to punch you in the crotch.

[via D-Listed]


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May 11, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | , , ,

43 Comments »

  1. They kept her on for Transformers 2? Seriously? Don’t people realize she has the acting skills of an inbred squirrel? I’d prefer to watch The Hills over that pirate hooker any day.

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  2. I am inclined to think ScarJo is dumb, no matter how many SAT words she says. I actually kind of like Megan Fox’s point. I think your mind, stm, is a lot more evolved that the typical american male mind, which seems to want to consider women smart or sexy rather than both.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  3. I also always sorta thought ScarJo was dumb too. I mean, she lets people call her ScarJo, you know? I’m by no means agreeing with Megan Fox, since I’ve always seen her as the next generation’s Angelina Jolie. She’s young, in some hit movies, oozes ‘exotic’ sexuality, and hearts tattoos. In a few years, she’ll discover some deeply personal cause, reform herself, and be annoying to me for all new reasons.

    Comment by Chelsea - PETA Protector | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  4. If she’s got stuff oozing out her pores, she should take a shower.

    Comment by queencrone | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  5. Word, QC. Or she could go to see her doctor. I’m sure they have meds for that.

    Comment by SeaKat | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  6. I definitely want a smart AND sexy woman to drag by the hair into my cave.

    Comment by WhoMee | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  7. I tend to believe women who constantly have to bring up how sexually confident they are, are not really.

    Comment by silent noodles | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  8. I see Megan’s point about not wanting to have to prove herself as an intelligent woman just because she also is very sexual. I also, however, have seen this video, which makes me weep for my gender (I’z a gurl) because she is just playing into the stereotype of what men want to see, and doing it with a smile. THEY HAVE HER GRILL, AND THEN SEXILY EAT A BURGER. (To which my response was, “Yeah, like she eats.”) Come on, now. That’s not what I call self respect.

    http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video?bcpid=21913413001&bctid=21845810001

    Comment by Slayer | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  9. You’re right noodles. They’re usually just the type of girls who fake really loud orgasms to overcompensate

    Comment by Chelsea - PETA Protector | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  10. I can’t stand this idiot! At first I didn’t care about her either, then she keeps opening her dumb mouth. BTW – in her next movie she plays a girl who is sacrificed to the devil, but gets possessed by a demon because she isn’t a virgin and in order to stay alive she has to eat young boys. That’s a really intelligent role choice. I smell an Oscar nomination. I don’t think there’s anything she could do to prove she has intelligence, so why is she going to bother? She’ll just ooze instead. David Silver should get tested. Too much?

    Comment by TT2 | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  11. I’m growing tired of the Megan Fox bashing and the “Scarjo is so wonderful!” campaign. There is much more stupid shit said by other actors in Hollywood and Scarjo is dumber than a box of neoconservative rocks. Also, TT2 that movie was written by everyone’s favorite screenplay stealing asshat, Diablo Cody, so blame her. Oh, and it’s starring along with Fox, Amy Sedaris, Chris Pratt, and Adam Brody.

    The movie she’s shooting right now she’s starring alongside John Malkovich, Josh Brolin and Will Arnett. Who doesn’t love those three actors? (Shout out to George Bluth woo woo!)

    Comment by baxter | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  12. Shut Up. Diablo Cody wrote another movie? HONEST TO BLOG!? (said with tongue very firmly in cheek)…Honestly she should have just used “I Try Too Hard” as her pen name. Pfft. Diablo Cody.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  13. I do not find “Scarjo” sexy, attractive or intelligent. On the contrary, I find her to be fake, trashy, doltish and overrated. Now, if I liked girls I would like all over Megan Fox.

    Comment by Mae | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  14. Fox vs. Johannnennnennnnsonnn: THUNDERDOME, puhleaze? 🙂

    Comment by SeaKat | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  15. Mae: Word and WORD.

    Comment by SeaKat | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  16. They’re both beautiful and they’re both irritating, TMIMO – but I have to say, Fox deserves a punch in the vagina for publicly dissing another actor (who she has nothing against! She said so, right there!) for no reason other than to somehow prove that she’s not insecure. Which she pretty clearly is.

    Comment by Sarah | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  17. Megan Fox has big boobs? I thought she was just known for her ass and willingness to “ooze” sexuality (aka, wear almost no clothing while prancing for attention). I mean, I keep hearing how hot she is, but I really haven’t seen anything she’s in or more than like two photos of her.

    However, she has a point that being seen as sexy means that you have to prove you’re smart too. Sadly, she didn’t do a very good job of that in her statement. Because the implication is that intelligence is something she has to turn on, while sexuality isn’t.

    Yes, it’s easier to flash your boobs than your brain. But only one of them will still get you attention 30 years from now.

    Comment by TheHobo | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  18. i’ve read several of scarlett’s blog posts on huffington post, and they are smart and well-written, TMIMO. (if she writes them herself which i’ll admit is debatable.)

    i think she’s hot. i also think she’s smart. i also think she’s a good actress. woody allen thinks so too, and what’s good for the perverted incestuous woody, is good enough for me. she is also a registered democrat, voted and campaigned for obama and also voted and campaigned for kerry.

    she’s also heavily involved with oxfam.

    i just don’t see what megan fox brings to the table. yeah, she’s hot too, but doesn’t seem like there’s much going on upstairs; calling another actress out for using big words is the HEIGHT of stupidity and also seems like bitchy JELLISY and sour grapes.

    again, TMIMO.

    Comment by stopthemadness | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  19. I should have started my opinion by saying that I’ve never read or researched anything about ScarJo’s personal life. For all I know she’s hella smart, and I’m definitely an idiot who just mouths off without any knowledge. But she’s a 50/50. Half the time she looks gorgeous, the other half she looks like a good Kirsten Dunst with too dark a shade of lipstick or hair.

    Comment by Chelsea - PETA Protector | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  20. oh it’s cool. i don’t mean to argue with people’s own opinions!

    except for when i do.

    🙂

    Comment by stopthemadness | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  21. Hm, yeah, I still don’t like Scarjo, she can die in a fire. White trash… Hillybilly… Her name is Chastity for God’s sake!

    Comment by Mae | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  22. I think there are bigger fish to fry in Hollywood than a B- List actress like Megan Fox.

    Comment by Mae | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  23. Come on, we all KNOW Donna Martin put you up to this ‘cuz Megan stole David Silver…

    Comment by SeaKat | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  24. I just watched Vicky Cristina Barcelona so my knee jerk rxn is to support Scarlett, even if I can’t type that name without thinking “Tara!” and her nickname makes her sound like the leader of a girl gang.

    Speaking of nicknames, should Megan Fox officially become MegFo for the sake of a syllabicly sympatico Thunderdome?

    Comment by Stay, see? | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  25. STM–you can do no wrong. I wasn’t reading that like, “Oh no she di’nt!” I was more like…yeah….I should probably at least wiki stuff before I climb onto my soapbox. But then I remembered this was the internet, and I had no obligation to do that. Phew.

    Comment by Chelsea - PETA Protector | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  26. tmimo, she ain’t b list until at least after opening weekend of transformers 2. she’s going to be everywhere, spreading her fuckery hither and thither. and it is i, one stopthe q. madness, who will be on her like brown on rice.

    oh and scarlett is a new york jew! see what i did? i threw out the jew card. you will like her, mae! you will like her with a bagel and shmear!

    tickle me tmimo.

    Comment by stopthemadness | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  27. I do have to say that both of these girls are super sexy looking TMIMO, even if they overdo the makeup and skimpy clothes. I would give almost anything to look like either of them… except my sticky gooey brain and all the SAT words still crammed into its crevasses.

    Comment by Stay, see? | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  28. Megan Fox is to skinny TMIMO. I might be able to over look her stupidity if she wasn’t a walking skeleton. ScarJo for the win.

    Comment by deimos | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  29. I would rather eat a thousand cupcakes and sleep in a room filled with cute baby animals and sing karaoke, whilst wearing Crocs for the rest o’ my days, instead of like Scarho.

    She’s not a real jew! Look at that nose! That’s not a jew nose! This is a jew nose! ::points to own nose:: Fake jew nose ::points to scarjo’s:: Real jew nose ::points to own nose:: rinse and repeat.

    Comment by Mae | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  30. ScarJo just always comes off as insufferably smug.

    I can bear many things, but not smugness. (Smugtion? Smutington? WTF is the noun form of smug anyways??)

    Also, Woody Allen = creepy ass DoFo. (Like a MoFo, but more applicable to The Woodster’s personal life…)

    Comment by SeaKat | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  31. ok hither i could accept. thither maybe. but hither and thither, that’s just going too far, Megan Fox.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  32. bfm: We should be grateful she didn’t add “yon” for the hat trick. No one needs “hither, thither and yon” reuniting in a sentence coming out of Megan Fox’s mouth.

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  33. damn straight. megan fox you keep your ass where it belongs and if i see you yon i will whip up on you.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  34. Clarification: They are both sexy looking. There is absolutely nothing sexy about MegFo’s (I’m starting it now) comment. Brains outweigh boobs by a gigaton.

    Comment by Stay, see? | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  35. OOH! I know this one!!

    Because boobs are mostly fat and the brain is a muscle, right???? 🙂

    Comment by SeaKat | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  36. Ha! Way to bring it back home, SeaKat 🙂

    Comment by Stay, see? | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  37. ❤ SeaKat!!!!

    Comment by TheHobo | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  38. I know I’m a little late to the ball on this one, but:

    SeaKat, we can’t have Thunderdome between these two for one reason: Ryan Reynolds. Megan Fox could be Nobel prize winning human rights activist who saves orphans from famines and genocide while simultaneously looking fabulous and giving sexy face to the hot doctors from Operation Smile, and she would still lose because ScarJo married Ryan Reynolds.

    Comment by Helen Skor | May 12, 2009 | Reply

  39. Mae, shut up, you are dumb, ignorant, and a prostitute.

    Comment by David | August 24, 2009 | Reply

  40. What?

    Comment by Sarah | August 24, 2009 | Reply

  41. I thought the same thing too, Sarah. Then I went back and re-read the previous comments and I thought maybe David is supposed to be “David Silver” and this is some kind of a joke. And if it’s not a joke, then that David needs to fear for his life!

    Comment by rumoUr | August 24, 2009 | Reply

  42. Oh, David. You made my day.

    Comment by Mae | August 24, 2009 | Reply

  43. If I was a dumb, ignorant prostitute I wouldn’t be sitting here right now! HoHoHo!

    Comment by Mae | August 24, 2009 | Reply


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