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Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story. Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

Check out this round’s winners:

You guys never fail to make me laugh, or surprise me with a perspective I never would have considered.   This round’s standouts did both.


Dear John for dear Mort: baby fish mouth

dear mort: leaving you
for stu. spring break forever!
up yours mort! love, bea


I’m SO glad it isn’t: Cristal Methodd

Trip to Florida.
I thought it was a nude beach.
Grandparents now pissed.


Twist with a twist: HolyChow

We’re in Florida –
You goddamned kids can just stay
On the goddamned lawn.


As usual, everyone did a fantastic job.  I enjoyed them all.  Here’s something to get your creativity flowing today.

wtf-funny-part-5-19


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May 11, 2009 - Posted by | Lowku | , , ,

6 Comments »

  1. Thank you! I will tell Bea she won. Congrats to the rest of the lowku-ers and winners!

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  2. Your short legged dog is
    no match for my drunk monkey
    That crane can’t save you

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  3. Danielsan was good
    The others assumed that he
    really was a crane

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  4. Time for kata ten,
    barked Kung Fu Master Skippy:
    crouching dumbass. Good!

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  5. He’s holding the pose,
    the dog wants to piss on him.
    Dog wins the stand off.

    Comment by queencrone | May 11, 2009 | Reply

  6. man wants to fight dog
    dog wants roasted crane for lunch
    crane can’t catch a break

    crane tries to escape
    kung fu whitey maintains pose
    dog thinks man is dumb

    dog runs after crane
    kung fu whitey looks confused
    maintains pose, saves face?

    darkness fell like night
    kung fu dude freezes balls off
    now is lawn statue

    Comment by DonnaMartin | May 11, 2009 | Reply


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