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Jack Bauer Will Headbutt a Bitch

A drunk Kiefer Sutherland is a dangerous Kiefer Sutherland

lost_boys_150Oh Kiefer, angry drunk just doesn’t suit you. What happened to the days of wrestling Christmas trees? For some unfathomable reason Sutherland decided it would be a good idea to headbutt Jack McCollough over Brooke Shields. I’ll give you a moment to think about this.

Now, it seems that Kiefer thought McCollough pushed Brooke, so he told McCullough to apologize.  McCullough then pushed Kiefer, which we all know is a bad idea because Kiefer IS, after all, Jack Bauer; so Kiefer put the smack down, Bauer-style, and planted his head in McCollough’s face.

Jack and Brooke both claim they don’t know what in drunky hell Sutherland is talking about. They maintain that he was just acting a fool.

The sad part is that Sutherland is still on probation so this might not end well for him. However, he is rich and famous so he might live to headbutt another day.

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May 7, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | , , ,

2 Comments »

  1. ok. if jack doesn’t know what Keifer is talking about, why did he respond to K telling him to apologize by pushing him.. rather than, say, asking what the fuck he was talking about?

    Also, Brooke should keep her mouth out of it. Whether or not K was correct, he was attempting to stand up for her.

    Comment by madb | May 7, 2009 | Reply

  2. he’s such a good canadian kid.

    Comment by rumour has it | May 10, 2009 | Reply


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