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Doosh Watch 2009: Red Alert

Michele Bachmann is batshit crazy.ts-michele-bachmann

Put on your tin foil hats, folks.  The hat will serve two purposes.  First, it will make clean up easier when your head EXPLODES. Your roommate and/or loved ones will be traumatized when they discover you after your head explosion; don’t make them clean your brains off the wall.  Second, the tin foil hat will prevent the CRAZY from infiltrating your brain and taking over; your mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Everyone ready?

Michele Bachmann, the Republican Congresswoman for the 6th District in Minnesota is out of her goddamn mind.  Last week, she said the following:

“I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democrat president Jimmy Carter. And I’m not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it’s an interesting coincidence.”

Sure, Michele.  You’re not saying that.  Except for the fact that you just did. Oh and also?  It might behoove you to get your facts straight when you’re spewing ridiculous nonsense.  The last swine flu outreak was in 1976, under President Gerald Ford, who was–say it with me–A REPUBLICAN.

How do these people get elected?  It’s mind bottling.  (You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?)

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May 4, 2009 - Posted by | Culture Critic, Doosh Watch 2009, Politiks | , , , ,

18 Comments »

  1. Nice photo caption 🙂

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  2. I wonder if thoughts in a bottle is what Xtina was talking about when she said she was a genie in a bottle…

    Comment by TheHobo | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  3. I also find it interesting that when Obama took office they put a show on called, “The Cougar. Damn you Obama (fist shaking). I’m also going to blame him for the 6 pounds I gained and anything else I can think of. So would that also mean Aids is Ronald Regans fault. Not that I would say that. It’s just a weird coincidence it happened during the Regan administration. Hmmmmm. That would probably make ebola Clintons fault.

    Comment by cookiebees | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  4. :::groan:::

    Dear Lord, Please help the conservatives. And especially, the moderate conservatives. Amen.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  5. I think if we’re going to finger point at a political party we should be pointing at the Whigs…fucking Whigs. What have they done for this country lately?

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  6. OOOh ooh ooh yeah.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  7. Let’s all go burn something.

    Comment by cookiebees | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  8. cookiebees: As a political platform, that’s actually way better than Bachmann’s, you should run for office.

    Comment by rl | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  9. ootvimh, this is for you…

    Whigs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z0h_c9eH-8

    Comment by baxter | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  10. Forget the rest of the article and just look at the picture for a moment.

    Michele Bachmann, the Republican Congresswoman for the 6th District in Minnesota met behind closed doors with President Obama today. While little progress was made in ameliorating relations between the two warring parties, Bachmann did confirm a long-standing rumor about black men.

    Comment by Helen Skor | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  11. that they like to play basketball?

    that they like to do the cabbage patch and the running man?

    Comment by DonnaMartin | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  12. Helen Skor: To which the president replied, http://i39.tinypic.com/2lkzgwn.jpg

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  13. Ha! I love that pic, OOTVIMH.

    It looks like there’s a lone white guy behind all the others, over to the right.

    Comment by WhoMee | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  14. OOTVIMH – that picture is AWESOME!

    And DM, the correct answer is: Irish Step Dancing ala Michael Flatley.

    Comment by Helen Skor | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  15. OOTVIMH — that is also the face that black people make at me when I try to dance.

    Comment by shu_shu | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  16. hahahaha

    Comment by DonnaMartin | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  17. This is the best article and the best thread ever. I am so embarrassed to be even a former Minnesotan but so proud to know ya’ll. Now if we could just herd them all to one particular place…Fox News could help with that…I say we pummel them with cold wet teabags. Our own special version of waterboarding.

    Comment by The Random Reverend | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  18. WhoMee: that lone white person is Dakota Fanning.

    Comment by Mae | May 7, 2009 | Reply


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