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Stank

Something smells like shit, uh, “fertilizer.”

granny-weedWord to the wise–if you are going to launder money, try not to stink up the joint. A Eugene, Oregon hemp horticulturist attempted to launder some money at his local bank when he should have been laundering his overalls. His stench was so thick when he went inside the bank that customers complained and a teller puked. Authorities started to investigate the cannabinoid cultivator and linked him to a drug operation featuring such delicacies as high-potency pot and magic ‘shrooms. The funky farmer was indicted by a federal grand jury for laundering nearly $500,000.

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April 29, 2009 - Posted by | Criminally Stupid, News You May or May Not Use | , , , , , , , , , ,

1 Comment »

  1. My cooking has that same affect on people. They complain, puke, and then fine me $500k.

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | April 29, 2009 | Reply


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