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Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story. Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

Check out this round’s winners:

Today’s winner is yesterday’s Wookiee recipient, AdmittedlyAddicted for:

Snoop Dogg-cula finds
himself…wait. Are those horns?
Or just tree branches?

While studying the
background of this ecclectic
group, that’s what I thought.

It’s not genius, but
it’s obvious that they use
methamphetamines.

The double take had me laughing and the methamphetamines were gravy.  Tasty, tasty gravy that makes you want to clean your house but not yourself.  Where was I?  Oh yes.  There are a honorable mentions as well.


To queencrone for:

The invitation
said “Come as You Are Party”
Sam always spoils it.

AND

Here’s What Not To Wear:
*Ladies black undergarments
*Big yellow condom

I couldn’t choose.  They were both great, so warm fuzzies to you.


And to shu_shu for:

What to wear if your
ticket says “the splash zone” at
the bukakke show.

I wonder if they make Brillo pads for brains.


Awesome job, everyone.  Here’s today’s bit of weirdness.

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April 29, 2009 - Posted by | Lowku | ,

9 Comments »

  1. Hey dude, nice marmot!
    Keeping it in a garage
    seems slightly cruel, no?

    Comment by Chris Jones | April 29, 2009 | Reply

  2. Orange sunglasses,
    guns and stoats is not normal,
    but on meth it is!

    Comment by Chris Jones | April 29, 2009 | Reply

  3. me an ‘is possum’s
    in love, now whutchu thank ’bout
    that, brock obama

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 29, 2009 | Reply

  4. Thank Lily – I’m not sure which is most awesome, this or the Wookiee (still want the poster..)

    Now, how the hell did you get a picture of my old neighbor!?

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | April 29, 2009 | Reply

  5. er – “thanks” or “thank you” – you pick. 🙂

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | April 29, 2009 | Reply

  6. Lol! Thanks!!! I kinda felt the same way — wanted to brillo my brain. But, when I looked at the pic, all I could think of was “bukakke.” So maybe I should go schedule that psych eval now…?

    Comment by shu_shu | April 29, 2009 | Reply

  7. Single white male seeks
    girl to share in possum hunts,
    broadway musicals.

    (Sorry, saw his shirt said westside something, and all I could think was that he didn’t really seem like the typical musical lover.)

    Comment by Helen Skor | April 30, 2009 | Reply

  8. In case I miss with
    these two guns, next step: throw this
    rabid opossum.

    ~~~

    Westside’s Dr. E.
    and Mini-Me plot downfall
    of all things Eastside

    Comment by Roxydarling | April 30, 2009 | Reply

  9. Obama Barack,
    Give me my guns or this here
    critter WILL PWN YOU.

    I am from the south,
    and we ain’t gonna play games.
    Sincerely, Bob

    P.S. My mother’s
    address is on the letter…
    you can find me there.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | April 30, 2009 | Reply


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