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Vince Shlomi is funky fresh, y’all!

Vince Shlomi, the shamwow and slapchop salesman (who also has been known to slap a ho) may be the next new Jazzy Jeff.  Now all he needs to do is find his Fresh Prince.

Check it check it check it out!

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April 29, 2009 - Posted by | Found on the Internet | , ,

6 Comments »

  1. I just want everyone to know, that I have an old school Quik Chop and my uncle’s girlfriend left her Slap Chop over here a couple weeks ago when she cooked dinner. The Slap Chop warped and now won’t close together anymore. But, my old school Quik Chop still works awesomely. Vince peddles bullshit!

    Comment by Mae | April 29, 2009 | Reply

  2. I haven’t heard very good things about the ShamWow either, although my mother loves to do her Vince impression with the phrase “If you buy paper towels you’re throwing you money away!”

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 29, 2009 | Reply

  3. Awesome!

    Comment by pete pootietang | April 29, 2009 | Reply

  4. ShamWow’s are a sham. Go figure.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | April 30, 2009 | Reply

  5. Bu bu but…olympic swimmers use them to dry off!

    Comment by queencrone | April 30, 2009 | Reply

  6. Watch this – you’re gonna love my nuts.

    That is all.

    Comment by HolyChow | April 30, 2009 | Reply


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