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The Tax Man Cometh

Snoop Dogg in the Tax Terrordomets-snoop-dogg-smoking

Snoop Dogg, née Calvin Broadus owes more than a quarter million dollars in back taxes to the state of California.  Damn, yo.  That’s more money than Method Man owes; Mr. Man only owed about $53K.

People need to stop smoking so much damn weed and pay their damn taxes.



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April 28, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Criminally Stupid | , , , ,

14 Comments »

  1. Mmm. That makes me want some weed.

    Comment by Chronically Constipated | April 28, 2009 | Reply

  2. If you smoke enough weed you don’t worry about taxes

    Comment by chelsea | April 28, 2009 | Reply

  3. I was gonna say, can’t he hire someone to pay his taxes? And then I figured anyone working for him would probably succumb to the weed too…

    Comment by TheHobo | April 28, 2009 | Reply

  4. Recognize it, you’ve got to legalize it.

    Comment by Chronically Constipated | April 28, 2009 | Reply

  5. You know, everyone I know that has had “complicated income” (meaning more than just straight up, one job, filing a 1040 only type income) has been screwed in the butt by California over taxes. I’m beginning to think that California is home to the world’s worst CPAs.

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | April 28, 2009 | Reply

  6. Either that or every time CA is having economic problems they start making shit up to collect taxes. One of my friends hadn’t lived there for several years when he was hit with a giant tax bill from several years earlier, so now I’m thinking the thought process was something like “It’s been so long, if we make it look official he’ll just assume something went wrong a long time ago and pay it.” or in Snoop’s case “Yeah, send a letter to Snoop asking for a few hundred grand. He’ll pay it. He’ll be too stoned to remember and too laid back to care.”

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | April 28, 2009 | Reply

  7. no just the world worst taxes

    Comment by chelsea | April 28, 2009 | Reply

  8. i wholeheartedly agree with ootvimh. i’ve been getting collections calls about some unpaid parking tickets from 2005. some dumb lady on the phone kept trying to be like “but this amount is delinquent.” i said “i’ve had two cars since 2005. both of which i registered at the dmv. if i had unpaid parking tickets the city would have booted me.” then i googled it, and apparently california has sent all its unpaid parking tickets to collections.

    hell no. i’m not paying 600 dollars in parking tickets just because you said so. i’ll put the system on trial! this whole court is out of order!

    Comment by DonnaMartin | April 28, 2009 | Reply

  9. I really think the key is a qualified CPA. I work at a CPA firm in Michigan and we occasionaly do California tax returns for various clients and I don’t recall getting any notices or correspondence back. If your taxes are complicated you can either get help to get them done right the first time or you can hire someone to amend them when you get notices, penalties and interest. However painful it is to deal with it now it only gets worse, MUCH worse.

    Comment by oilybohunk7 | April 28, 2009 | Reply

  10. He used to have his mind on his money and his money on his mind. I wonder what happened?

    Comment by Dr. Dre, M.D. | April 28, 2009 | Reply

  11. Too much gin and juice.

    Comment by ThatGirl | April 28, 2009 | Reply

  12. He didn’t think he would get drunk on it because he was only sipping on it, though.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 28, 2009 | Reply

  13. Maybe he was too laid back?

    Comment by ThatGirl | April 28, 2009 | Reply

  14. i think it was the fact that he was rollin’ down the street while doing all of the above mentioned activities.

    one can’t be rollin’ down the street whilst sippin on gin and juice and expect to be laid back enough to have one’s mind on one’s money. one’s mind would be on taking care not to spill the gin and juice (which would be difficult because i am fairly certain the car in question would have hydraulics) all the while trying to avoid a DUI.

    Comment by DonnaMartin | April 28, 2009 | Reply


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