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Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story.

Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

Check out this round’s winners:

The entries were sparse yet strong this week, but before we begin a special round of applause goes to stopthemadness for filling in for me last round.  That photo was mind boggling.  it broke parts of my brain I didn’t know existed.

Oh, and a belated “great job” with the round stopthemadness judged. You pleased the angry black lady, and for that you should be proud.  You pleased and surprised me, too.  I wondered if anyone was going to brave a bukkake joke, and Chris Jones didn’t disappoint.  That takes balls…as does bukkake.

On to the winners.

Best Understatement: queencrone

Couple saves money
Stag Party/Baby Shower
some combos don’t work.


Nonpareil Use of Nonpareil: Roxydarling

Souvenir movie
of conception! Only for
high class pregnancies:

Conversation piece
nonpareil for showers, and
some quick, dirty cash


Who’s Your Daddy?: SeaKat

Inappropriate
baby shower game: Guess this
kid’s paternity.


Great job, all.  Hopefully we’ll hit upon a photo that fans your creative fires.  Maybe this one? It needs to be thoroughly examined and savored to be fully enjoyed, but I think it has great potential.

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April 27, 2009 - Posted by | Lowku | ,

11 Comments »

  1. Snoop Dogg-cula finds
    himself…wait. Are those horns?
    Or just tree branches?

    While studying the
    background of this ecclectic
    group, that’s what I thought.

    It’s not genius, but
    it’s obvious that they use
    methamphetamines.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | April 27, 2009 | Reply

  2. The invitation
    said “Come as You Are Party”
    Sam always spoils it.

    Comment by queencrone | April 27, 2009 | Reply

  3. Here’s What Not To Wear:
    *Ladies black undergarments
    *Big yellow condom

    Comment by queencrone | April 27, 2009 | Reply

  4. Looks like somebody’s
    Taking GOOP a little bit
    Too seriously

    (Congrats to the winners!)

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 27, 2009 | Reply

  5. what’s with the raincoat?
    because I’m making you wet,
    and it’s edible.

    For some reason, all I can think of for these are pickup lines, sadly.

    Comment by rl | April 27, 2009 | Reply

  6. What to wear if your
    ticket says “the splash zone” at
    the bukakke show.

    Comment by shu_shu | April 27, 2009 | Reply

  7. Why is the guy in
    the skirt checking out his ass?
    Methamphetamines.

    Comment by Greystar | April 27, 2009 | Reply

  8. Greystar: I’m pretty sure that’sarong, and not a skirt, but some …other… thing.

    Comment by rl | April 27, 2009 | Reply

  9. greystar: I guess, with hindsight, one could say it was a kind of fancy dress.

    Comment by rl | April 27, 2009 | Reply

  10. does anyone know why they make babydolls open in the front like that? does anyone have a flat enough stomach to want something drawing attention to it, when it could be drawing attention to other more vital things? ok, i may be alone here, i understand.

    nonetheless… i will be taking a tip from this man from now on and pairing weird foil horns with all my future sexy outfits.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 27, 2009 | Reply

  11. It’s the foil horns that make it a sexy outfit. The lingerie is to stop it being indecent exposure, too.

    Comment by rl | April 27, 2009 | Reply


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