uncollectedminds

Just another WordPress.com weblog

Somebody Get This Lesbian A Cheeseburger! STAT!

And Some Bacon!ts-lilo-and-ronson

Poor Lilo doesn’t seem to be taking her split from Samantha Ronson too well.  She went shopping out on Melrose Avenue and was photographed looking skinny as fuck.  It’s either cocaine skinny or heartbreak skinny.  My guess is, it’s a combination of both.

Things haven’t been going well for Lohan.  A couple of weeks ago, Lohan was turned away at the door of Bar Marmont in Hollywood by Ronson and her family.  Lilo had a fit, of course.  And then Ronson changed the locks on the doors to the Hollywood Hills home that Lilo and Ronson shared.  Lilo had a fit, of course.  Apparently Ronson considered obtaining a restraining order against Lilo as well.  No word on how that turned out.  I’m sure Lilo would handle that just swimmingingly.

Linds, eat a cheeseburger.  Two cheeseburgers.  With extra bacon.  And some Baconnaise.  You’re too goddamn skinny.  Down the hatch.

Scary Skinny pictures after the jump.


ts-lilo1

ts-lilo12

ts-lilo3

ts-lilo2

ts-lilo11

[via www.dailymail.co.uk]

Advertisements

April 23, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | ,

28 Comments »

  1. thats how i like my ladies. Its fun to count ribs.

    Comment by madb | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  2. does anyone else find her boobs terrifyingly perky despite her size?

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  3. It looks like they need some watering. They are wilting.

    Comment by queencrone | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  4. thats what happens when a girl wih fake tits goes ano.

    Comment by madb | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  5. The boobs thing is what makes me wonder if these are photoshopped. Something about them looks off. She def has real boobs and last time she got this skinny, her face and boobs totally downsized. This time, not. Whaddya think?

    Comment by Chronically Constipated | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  6. Qtip?

    Comment by queencrone | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  7. NO! I GOT IT!

    Virinia Slim 120.

    Comment by queencrone | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  8. (make that Virginia. I lost the G for a minute.)

    Comment by queencrone | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  9. Queen, the G is very important. So important, they have a spot named after it.

    Comment by TheHobo | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  10. That dress just seems to fit her really badly. When did she lose her hips? Has she always had that frumpy look? I’m supporting the photoshop theory just based on how bad that dress looks on her.

    Comment by TheHobo | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  11. Yes, TheHobo. Long live the G. 🙂

    Comment by queencrone | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  12. Those pic were photoshopped for sure , look how long she is,.
    She lost weight and gain height.(A perfect world)

    Comment by chelsea | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  13. (She looked really skinny on Ellen. Her arms and shoulders looke all pointey and uber thin just like in these photos.)

    Comment by queencrone | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  14. queen don’t make me like her

    Comment by chelsea | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  15. I saw pics of her earlier today of the same outing, and she didn’t look this gaunt.

    Also, Lilo, take it from me – when you have tetas that big, you need to wear a bra as much as possible because gravity is a bitch.

    Comment by Helen Skor | April 23, 2009 | Reply

  16. Yea. I second Helen Skor. Put a brawron. ( And I am looking at you too Kelly Bensimon.)

    P.S. chelsea, I hope you see this comment. I have been drinking ginger tea lately instead of my usual alcohol and many snacks. I’ve lost 15 pounds since January!

    Comment by queencrone | April 24, 2009 | Reply

  17. good work QUEEN

    Comment by chelsea | April 24, 2009 | Reply

  18. chelsea, you gave me alot of good tips over on the other site, and I never said thank you. The ice water has been a great help.

    Comment by queencrone | April 24, 2009 | Reply

  19. Queen little by little day by day .Its a new life pattern(habits)
    Remember that if you have a day when you mess up its just a
    blip in the plan . Don’t be discouraged

    Comment by chelsea | April 24, 2009 | Reply

  20. What do we do with the ice water? I want to lose 15 (OK, 30) pounds, too!! 🙂

    Comment by SeaKat | April 24, 2009 | Reply

  21. You use it to numb your leg before you cut it off.

    I kid, I kid! Ice water needs to be brought up to body temperature before your body can process it. The warming it up burns a few calories. Every little bit helps!

    Comment by HolyChow | April 24, 2009 | Reply

  22. And the ginger tea help my digestion to work at top performance. It also filled up my stomach so I didn’t have my usual awful hunger pangs.

    But most importantly, it speeded up my metabolism, as does the ice water.

    Comment by queencrone | April 24, 2009 | Reply

  23. ice water also shrinks your stomach

    Comment by chelsea | April 24, 2009 | Reply

  24. Drink it as cold as you can. the colder the better
    (ice water with ice)

    Comment by chelsea | April 24, 2009 | Reply

  25. Huh. I’ve worked for diet organizations and I never heard about the ice water and ginger before.

    You learn something new every day…now I wanna try both!

    Comment by TheHobo | April 24, 2009 | Reply

  26. Try the ginger tea from the Yogi Tea brand first. That’s the one that works for me. I think it tastes the best out of all of them.

    Comment by queencrone | April 24, 2009 | Reply

  27. Thanks! 🙂

    Comment by TheHobo | April 24, 2009 | Reply

  28. “Yea. I second Helen Skor. Put a brawron. ( And I am looking at you too Kelly Bensimon.)”

    YES!!

    And lol @ holychow.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 24, 2009 | Reply


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: