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Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story.

Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

Check out this round’s winners:

Editor’s Note: This week I am standing in for our fantabulous Lily the Pink.  It’s my first time!  I’m a Lowku Winner Picker Virgin.  I hope it doesn’t hurt too much.

And without further ado, this week is a tie between RoxyDarling and Chris Jones:

RoxyDarling gets the prize for best literary reference:

Little Tom Sawyer
says, When you get done with the
floor, the fence is next.

Brilliant.  Mark Twain would be proud.

Chris Jones, always a veritable lowku force with which to reckon (heh… grammar is funny) gets the “Ewwww” Lowku Award:

Bukkake child porn
Ruins a perfectly good
Television. No!

Sick and wrong.  And 100% awesome.

An Honorable Mention goes to RoxyDarling:

Cry over spilled milk,
but if the paint can spills, you
fingerpaint the couch

…and the tv screen,
the table, and then the floor,
and then each other

And, another Honorable Mention goes to RoxyDarling:

I’m rubber, you’re glue.
It bounces off me and sticks
…all over, looks like.

Looks like RoxyDarling, dominated this round.  But every Lowku-er is a dominator (dominatrix?) in my book…. so don’t cry for it, Argentina!  Just get them there creative juices flowing for the next round!

Sharpen up your mental throwing knives and grab the vomit bags that are attached to the back of your seat cushion.  This one is sure to evoke a lot of “Ewwwwwwww”:

ts-lowku


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April 22, 2009 - Posted by | Lowku | ,

9 Comments »

  1. Congratulations Roxy 🙂

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 22, 2009 | Reply

  2. Oh, and Chris! Sorry! That was rude of me.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 22, 2009 | Reply

  3. Congrats you guys…and AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! to the new pic.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | April 22, 2009 | Reply

  4. Jr. gets lesson
    about how babies are made.
    Grandma must be proud.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | April 22, 2009 | Reply

  5. You know her friends were
    taking the picture from that
    angle for myspace.

    (Or facebook, your choice.)
    Either way, you know they thought,
    “comedy gold, bitch!”

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | April 22, 2009 | Reply

  6. Couple saves money
    Stag Party/Baby Shower
    some combos don’t work.

    Comment by queencrone | April 22, 2009 | Reply

  7. Wooo. I’m teh awesome.

    Comment by Roxydarling | April 22, 2009 | Reply

  8. Souvenir movie
    of conception! Only for
    high class pregnancies:

    Conversation piece
    nonpareil for showers, and
    some quick, dirty cash

    Comment by Roxydarling | April 22, 2009 | Reply

  9. Inappropriate
    baby shower game: Guess this
    kid’s paternity.

    Comment by SeaKat | April 22, 2009 | Reply


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