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“The Lamb broke another seal and I heard the voice like thunder cry out, "Come forward." And a fifth rider appeared. In her hand she held a crack pipe, and skank followed with her.”

“The Lamb broke another seal and I heard the voice like thunder cry out, "Come forward." And a fifth rider appeared. In her hand she held a crack pipe, and skank followed with her.” The Word of Busey be with you.

America’s sweetheart Reese Witherspoon wore a special headpiece to protect her face from being hit with balls while playing softball. No word yet if she wears this in the bedroom when having sex with Jake Gyllenhaal.

America’s sweetheart Reese Witherspoon wore a special headpiece to protect her face from being hit with balls while playing softball. No word yet if she wears this in the bedroom when having sex with Jake Gyllenhaal.


Here we see Paris Hilton dressed as MaliWhore Barbie. If Paris gets her way Mettle will be mass producing the dolls to be released this Christmas. The doll will come with a video camera with night vision, a cheaply made hanger on friend, with and without a huge ass. And an unlimited supply of Valtrex.

Here we see Paris Hilton dressed as MaliWhore Barbie. If Paris gets her way, Mattel will be mass producing the dolls to be released this Christmas. The doll will come with a video camera with night vision, a cheaply made hanger-on friend with interchangeable ass (huge or not huge), and an unlimited supply of Valtrex.


Shock and panic set in to Madonna’s bodyguard as he realized too late that he had allowed her to wonder dangerously close to a Benetton Kids photo shoot. Seconds after this photo was taken he was forced to put her in a sleeper hold to subdue her after she tried to adopt one of the children.

Shock and panic set in on Madonna’s bodyguard as he realized too late that he had allowed her to wander dangerously close to a Benetton Kids photo shoot. Seconds after this photo was taken, he was forced to put her in a sleeper hold to subdue her after she tried to adopt one of the children.


Pick your own Heidi Montag joke.

Pick your own Heidi Montag joke.

Is Heidi?

A. Demonstrating her O face for when she makes the unavoidable leap to porn.

B. Issuing a challenge to Sarah Jessica Parker to run against her in the next Kentucky Derby.

C. Showing the face Spencer Pratt was making when she walked in on him and Brody Jenner in the hot tub.


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April 13, 2009 - Posted by | KeeblerKahn's Photo Round-Up | , , , , ,

10 Comments »

  1. Madonna and Amy Winehouse were my favorites! Love these, Keebs!

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 13, 2009 | Reply

  2. Also, I’d like to change my answer to “if you had to be around someone 24/7” now that I realize Paris Hilton is taking fashion tips from Lady Gag-a.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 13, 2009 | Reply

  3. There are 5 pictures of female celebrities. And, of those five, Amy Winehouse is the most natural and attractive looking?

    Cue: Locusts in 5, 4, 3, 2 …

    Comment by SeaKat | April 13, 2009 | Reply

  4. Here’s on of my (many) problems with Paris. It’s like she doesn’t realize she’s almost 30 fucking years old. Yes, when you’re six I’m sure the idea of a bow made of hair (?) is cute, however, when you past that age that you stop getting carded and your car insurance drops, you’ve got to put the bedazzler down and back away from the hot pink tube tops that exacerbate your surfboard-like physique and put on some real clothes.

    Comment by blah | April 13, 2009 | Reply

  5. bfm, I just saw that video on TV this morning and was going to comment on the same thing. Something about a bow made of hair creeps me out…

    “MaliWhore Barbi” was my favorite.

    Oh, and if my face was worth as much as Reese’s – I’d wear funny looking headgear too.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | April 14, 2009 | Reply

  6. The first photo makes it so very clear that sometimes the saddle and blanket thingy can be far more for the sake of the horse than the rider.

    Though if I were the horse, I’d be demanding a damn tarp, or a chem suit. No, make that and a chem suit. Leather may not be particularly porous, but why take chances?

    Comment by rl | April 14, 2009 | Reply

  7. Oh! That’s a HORSE! I’m sorry, I thought Amy was riding Heidi Montag…my bad.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | April 14, 2009 | Reply

  8. hahahahahahahahah

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 14, 2009 | Reply

  9. It’s an easy mistake to make AdmittedlyAddicted. I thought she was riding Sarah Jessica Parker at first.

    Comment by KeeblerKahn | April 14, 2009 | Reply

  10. great photo round-up. As far as natural looking goes, Reese looks the most normal minus the headgear. Even her workout gear is normal. Baggy sweats and t-shirt. You just know that if it was Paris, she’d be wearing short shorts, mid-drift bearing tank top, and heels…and probably a helmet made of hair.

    Comment by rumour has it | April 15, 2009 | Reply


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