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Zombies Looking for Braynez!

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I guess they went hungry.

When one thinks of great male method actors names like Marlon Brando, Robert DeNiro, Daniel Day Lewis and, of course, Woody Harrelson come to mind. He arrived at LaGuardia Airport with his 12-year-old daughter, when he saw a pale, shuffling man lumber toward them. Steeped in Strasbergian preparation, he immediately thought the rumpled mass was a zombie, and acted accordingly. He heroically bounded after the zombie and pushed the zombie’s camera into his face, breaking both in the process. You see, his psyche had not yet transitioned from his latest role as Albuquerque in Zombieland. Unfortunately, the zombie was really a paparazzi. Harrelson explained, “With my daughter at the airport, I was startled by a paparazzo who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie.”


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April 11, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | , ,

5 Comments »

  1. That zombie kitty kat is so cute. If cute widdle animals became zombies, I would totally be the first one killed.

    Comment by rumour has it | April 11, 2009 | Reply

  2. You really have to watch out for those zombies. They eat bitches brains for breakfast.

    Comment by cookiebees | April 13, 2009 | Reply

  3. I actually read an article about this earlier on CNN’s website and was laughing my ass off. Woody Harrelson cracks me up.

    Comment by Helen Skor | April 13, 2009 | Reply

  4. I think that’s freakin’ hilarious.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | April 13, 2009 | Reply

  5. Am I the only one that wants to kill the entire staff of TMZ?

    Comment by TheHobo | April 13, 2009 | Reply


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