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Britney Really Needs You to Rock Out With Your Cock Out

Seriously, you guys, get your cock out and listen to Journey.

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Our loveable crazy person, Britney Spears, has decided that her new favorite thing is requesting that you “rock out with your cocks out”. Now, I don’t have a cock but if I did I would put it out just to appease our resident mentally unstable popstar. After all, hasn’t she been through enough? If she’s going to, and I quote, have her “pussy hangin’ out” shouldn’t those of us with cocks humor her? It’s just a thought.

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April 10, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | , ,

45 Comments »

  1. Would she like us females to jam out with our clam out?

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  2. Do I have to rock? Can we hang out with our wang out?

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  3. Scooch out with your cooch out?
    Pass out with your ass out?
    Go out with your ho out?
    Sing out with your thing out?
    Look out with your nook out?

    Speak out with your geek out!
    That’s the one I’m adopting.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  4. uh, what does she need a mic for? is she actually singing now?

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  5. LOL…good ones gals.

    Well you know when you go to a Britney concert, you go there to rock!

    Comment by rumour has it | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  6. bfm: Let’s beat this horse!

    Swat out with your twat out?
    Smack out with your crack out?
    Flip out with your strip out?
    uhhh…dry out with your pie out? No, that doesn’t work…
    Puff out with your muff out?
    Damn, you made it look so easy.
    Roll out with your hole out?
    Lash out with your gash out? (I think I saw that on COPS once.)

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  7. HAHAHA Puff out with your muff out is my fave!

    Run out with your fun out.
    Get out with your clit out?

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  8. (sorry so crass. damned internet with no rules.)

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  9. Walk out with your stalk out.

    Dream on with your cream on.

    Comment by Chronically Constipated | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  10. Miss out with your piss out.

    Eat out with your teat out.

    Comment by Chronically Constipated | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  11. Skip out with your whip out!
    Bob out with your cob out.

    Lean out with your peen out?

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  12. Jump out with your lump out

    Shout out with your trout out

    Hop out with your mop out

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  13. Hahhahahahaaaa! I’m loving this whole thread. Probably because, at heart, I’m 12 years old.

    Comment by SeaKat | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  14. Pop out with your top out.

    Cox out with your box out.

    Comment by Chronically Constipated | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  15. My turn, my turn!

    Flick out with your dick out.
    Take out with your snake out.

    Comment by WhoMee | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  16. Schitz out with your bits out.

    Avoid the gout with your nethers out.

    Comment by HolyChow | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  17. Am I the only one reading them all to a Daft Punk beat?

    Comment by TheHobo | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  18. I’m Blue, da ba dee?

    Comment by Chronically Constipated | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  19. NOOOOO!!!!

    I am doomed to hear that song in my head all day.

    In the meantime, watch this:

    Comment by TheHobo | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  20. or this:

    Comment by TheHobo | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  21. wax out with your sacks out?

    Comment by silent noodles | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  22. machinist got yo penis.
    I know that doesn’t follow the formula I just thought machinist and penis was to good to pass up.

    Comment by silent noodles | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  23. *too

    Comment by silent noodles | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  24. bong out with your schlong out
    chilly out with your willy out
    eat hummus out with your John Thomas out

    (what’s the highest number of comments on a blog post so far?)

    Comment by WhoMee | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  25. Bust out with your nuts out.

    (Ok, the rhyme is a stretch, but hopefully it will count…)

    Comment by SeaKat | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  26. Faint out with your taint out.

    Comment by shu_shu | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  27. Watch out with your crotch out.
    Crawl out with your sprawl out.
    Be out with your squee out.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  28. Think out with your pink out.
    Peel out with your eel out.
    Zoom out with your ‘shroom out.

    Comment by shu_shu | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  29. slip out with your nip out.

    Comment by DonnaMartin | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  30. give perez a dirty sanchez.

    (i’m thinking outside the box like silent noodles.)

    Comment by DonnaMartin | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  31. Craft out with your shaft out.
    Hands out with your glans out.
    Bob out with your knob out.

    Comment by WhoMee | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  32. You flips out with your two lips out

    bang out with your thang out

    Make it merry with your twig and berry

    Comment by Holychow | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  33. Only one berry?

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  34. Wait…has anyone else said “Zone out with your bone out?”

    Comment by shu_shu | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  35. HolyChow is LANCE ARMSTRONG, y’alls! 😛

    Comment by SeaKat | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  36. get crunk with your junk.

    Comment by DonnaMartin | April 10, 2009 | Reply

  37. Best Thread on the Entire Internet, Ever

    Comment by WhoMee | April 11, 2009 | Reply

  38. collapse with your flaps out. (shame “out” won’t fit in there)
    binge out with your minge out (perhaps too English…)

    Comment by rl | April 11, 2009 | Reply

  39. For chanukkah

    Get the menorah out with your majora out.

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | April 11, 2009 | Reply

  40. fever out with your beaver out.
    luncheon out with your truncheon out.
    rock it out with your pocket out.

    WhoMee: Lowku has had 60 comments, so we’ve got a bit to go, but I’m trying !

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | April 11, 2009 | Reply

  41. Tony! Toni! Toné! out with your yoni out.

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | April 11, 2009 | Reply

  42. Ratchet out with your hatchet-wound out.

    Comment by shu_shu | April 11, 2009 | Reply

  43. WhoMee: If we were to have posted each variation individually we’d be around 65. (GD WordPress gives me the “you’re typing too quickly” runaround. So, I combined some of mine)

    Comment by shu_shu | April 11, 2009 | Reply

  44. BFM; it is called POETIC LICENSE. Or, you know, dedication to Lance Armstrong. (Thanks SeaKat)

    Comment by Holychow | April 12, 2009 | Reply

  45. send her out with her pudenda out.

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | April 12, 2009 | Reply


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