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LiLo and Stitch Broke Up

The countdown to crazy has started

llbSamantha Ronson has called it quits with LiLo after being together for almost two years. She also hired five guards to keep Lohan out of her sister Charlotte Ronson’s afterparty at the Chateau Marmont,  and she had the locks changed on the house she and Lindsay used to share. If that wasn’t bad enough for LiLo, Samantha’s mother and sister have looked into obtaining a restraining order against her.

How did Lindsay take all this? With all the class of a Lohan, of course. She tried to force her way into the party for Charlotte Ronson only to be turned away by security. While all this was going down, her mom Dina and sister Ali were staying at the Chateau Marmont in the room right above the Ronson’s. You can be sure there was plenty of stomping going on in the Lohan suite.

Being a Lohan means never having a thought without calling a press conference. Lindsay has been working through the pain of the break-up by giving interviews to camera crews from X17, E! News and Us Weekly.

Lindsey had this to say to Us Weekly.

“Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, bitch.”

I have to admit I feel kind of sorry for her. She seemed to clean up her act a little when she was with Ronson, or at the very least kept some of her dirty laundry out of the press. Personally, I blame her parents for a lot of her problems. Lindsay is old enough to take responsibility for her own actions. I’m not saying she blameless, but if you grew up with Dina and Michael Lohan as your parents you’d be a little messed up to. Those two are the Hitler and Eva Braun of stage parents.

If you need more evidence of their crappy parenting skills, consider this.  According to RadarOnline.com, Dina provided comfort in Lindsay’s time of need by doing what any mother of a recovering alcoholic would do in that situation. She took Lindsay to a bar and let her chug Belvedere vodka strait from the bottle.

As an aside, Drea De Matteo’s comment really takes me back. “Come at me, bitch” was the last thing my great-grandmother said to me before they took her away to the home. I remember it like it was yesterday. She had a half eaten turkey leg in one hand and a gravy boat in the other.



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April 9, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Daily Whims, Doosh Watch 2009 | , ,

4 Comments »

  1. “Uck”? Is that really the pinnacle of betrayal?

    Comment by baby fish mouth | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  2. In anorexic starlette speak, “Uck” means a lot.

    Comment by rumour has it | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  3. Rumour is right. That’s a whole angry email’s worth of emotion.

    They just don’t have enough energy to utter more than noises. And they don’t know how to write.

    Comment by TheHobo | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  4. She probably pronounced it “Ukc”.

    Comment by WhoMee | April 9, 2009 | Reply


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