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Farts of Fury

It’s all fun and games until someone gets knifed.hearttofart_lrg

Let us give you a piece of advice: check aboot before you toot. Otherwise you might get got, just like a Houston, Texas man. Well not really “got,” but non-life-threateningly stabbed. The two men were sharing a room and one man dealt it. The other, well, he smelt it, became enraged, threw a knife in the dealer’s leg and then stabbed him in the chest. Police were called to the Waco hotel room where they arrested the attacker who is facing charges of aggravated ass-ault.

As an aside, the farter was 35-years-old. It makes you think, doesn’t it? If the men were close enough to share a motel room, why didn’t the one know the other liked to pass ass gas?


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April 9, 2009 - Posted by | Criminally Stupid, News You May or May Not Use | , ,

2 Comments »

  1. WOW things have changed.

    Back in my day we just used to try to catch the farts and paint them purple.

    Comment by queencrone | April 9, 2009 | Reply

  2. great…Waco is like 35 miles south of me. idiots.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | April 9, 2009 | Reply


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