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Thank you, Jesusts-somethingelse26

If you are a deity and you take it personally when someone forgets to mention you, maybe you have self esteem issues.


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March 28, 2009 - Posted by | Something Else |

16 Comments »

  1. “After all I do for you…and THIS is the THANKS I get?!” signed Frazzled and Overlooked Diety

    Comment by queencrone | March 29, 2009 | Reply

  2. So, QC, you’re pray to FOD?

    Comment by SeaKat | March 29, 2009 | Reply

  3. I really feel like I can understand where FOD is coming from sometimes. (…kids these days…) 🙂

    Comment by queencrone | March 29, 2009 | Reply

  4. “You’re begining to sound just like my mother…I want a divorce.” signed Atheist

    Comment by queencrone | March 29, 2009 | Reply

  5. “See, this is why we can’t have anything NICE.” signed Buddist

    Comment by queencrone | March 29, 2009 | Reply

  6. “I am giving you this big check. Go get yourself something nice, and here is a little something for the Missions.” signed Christian

    Comment by queencrone | March 29, 2009 | Reply

  7. “AHAHAHAhahahah!!! You know what I always say about dieties. They have the ‘doctor complex’.” signed Satan

    Comment by queencrone | March 29, 2009 | Reply

  8. qc, these are my favorite things from my entire week. i love the array of perspectives!

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 29, 2009 | Reply

  9. QC- these are GREAT!!!

    Reminds me of that old email that went around — the various religions views of “shit happens”. If you haven’t seen it, I vaguely recall the following:

    Protestant: Shit happens because you didn’t work hard enough.

    Catholic: Shit happens because you ARE BAD.

    Jewish: Why does this shit always happen to us?

    Comment by SeaKat | March 29, 2009 | Reply

  10. Hindu: This shit has happened before.

    Zen Buddhist: Shit is, and is not.

    Muslim: Shit is the will of Allah.

    Southern Baptist: Shit happens, then you go to hell.

    Capitalist: That’s MY shit.

    Socialist: It’s everybody’s shit.

    Feminist: Men are shit.

    Chauvinist: We may be shit, but you can’t live without us.

    Comment by WhoMee | March 29, 2009 | Reply

  11. Rastafarian: Let’s smoke that shit.

    Comment by SeaKat | March 30, 2009 | Reply

  12. Satan: I didn’t start the shit, but I’ll take the credit!

    Comment by queencrone | March 30, 2009 | Reply

  13. Reincarnationism: Same shit, different lifetime

    Comment by SeaKat | March 30, 2009 | Reply

  14. “You don’t have to give a shit to take a shit.

    Just don’t step in shit, unless you have a hood ornament to guide your path.

    I’m just the foghorn here, directing people, I’m a participant.” Gary Busey

    Comment by queencrone | March 30, 2009 | Reply

  15. May the peace of Busey be with you.

    Comment by SeaKat | March 30, 2009 | Reply

  16. Isn’t ironic that on a post about Deities I forgot to mention Busey until just now? I hope he’s not mad at me.

    😀

    Comment by queencrone | March 30, 2009 | Reply


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