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Shawn Johnson has a Crazy Stalker

Paging Chris Hanson

293dwtsjohnsonballaslc032309117-year-old Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson got a surprise visit on the set of Dancing With the Stars. Robert O’Ryan a 34-year-old man from Florida packed up all of his possessions and traveled cross-country to be with Shawn. It seems Shawn has been communicating with him through his TV and that they are destined to be together.

Robert O’Ryan was arrested on Tuesday after he tried to climb over a security fence to get to the set of Dancing with the Stars. When the police arrived, they found two loaded guns in his car along with items described as for kidnapping–duct tape, zip ties, and a map. Police also recovered love letters O’Ryan had written the 17 year-old.

Teri Johnson, Shawn’s mother filed a restraining order against O’Ryan. The order states that he is not allowed within 100 feet of Shawn, her family or  Shawn’s Dancing with the Stars partner, Mark Ballas.

According to court documents obtained by eonline.com, Teri Johnson had this to say in the declaration.

“He believes that she speaks to him personally through the television set and through ESP and that they will have a child together, he stated he would be with her no matter what.”

The  temporary restraining order also states that Johnson is:

“in fear for her life, she is extremely upset by this incident and her entire family and those around are all extremely concerned and fearful that [O’Ryan] might try to kidnap her or harm her in an effort to make good on his statements.”

Robert O’Ryan was booked on suspicion of carrying a loaded gun in public and is being held in lieu of $35,000 bail. He was scheduled to appear for arraignment Thursday in Superior Court, where prosecutors said they would request that his bail be raised from $35,000 to $220,000.

I think I know who is behind this.

denise-richards-dwts82Denise Richards may have played a bond girl but she is a real life Austin Powers villain. If anyone was communicating with Robert O’Ryan through his TV and with ESP it was Crazy McBat Shit Richards. She probably sent him photos of the Shawn Johnson butter statue from last years Iowa State Fair and told him that he was the only man alive that could make Shawn’s taco pop. (Yes someone made a life size statue of Shawn Johnson out of butter. Supposedly, it was made for non-sexual purposes.)

Denise just got kicked to the curb on Dancing with the Stars. If O’Ryan had kidnapped Johnson, she could have made it back onto the show to replace Shawn. Now Denise will have all the time in the world to finish her Freeze Ray and work on her marsupial mind control tiara.



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March 27, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Criminally Stupid | , , , , , ,

9 Comments »

  1. I truly believe that Denise Richards and Heather Mills should team up and do something together. They’re both so awful, but I think together they could be comedy gold.

    Kind of like AbFab, only less self-aware…

    Comment by SeaKat | March 27, 2009 | Reply

  2. I can’t decide what’s scarier. The fact that more and more single men of marrying age are out of their blipping minds, or that that cheating whore has been telling ME the same damn thing through my TV.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 27, 2009 | Reply

  3. She had me at “butter.”

    Comment by SeaKat | March 27, 2009 | Reply

  4. SeaKat: I think the tag line for their show would go something like “What has three legs, half a brain and two alimony checks?”

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | March 27, 2009 | Reply

  5. Or:

    “More checks than Dorothy’s dress, half of the Tin Man’s brains and still no heart!”

    Comment by SeaKat | March 27, 2009 | Reply

  6. (I feel awful for calling her the W word, even as a joke.)

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 27, 2009 | Reply

  7. She looks like Evil Barbie in this picture.

    Comment by queencrone | March 27, 2009 | Reply

  8. It’s ok, bfm. I’ve said MUCH worse for the sake of comedy.

    Comment by shu_shu | March 27, 2009 | Reply

  9. You know, I always thought Denise Richards was the worst part of Starship Troopers. She was supposedly the “good” girl in that movie. She really didn’t sell the character.

    On the other hand, I totally believed her in Wild Things.

    Comment by TheHobo | March 30, 2009 | Reply


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