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Who Would You Rather?

Objectums Sexuals Edition

Objectums Sexuals is the term for people who fall in love with inanimate objects.  In effect, it’s the opposite of objectifying humans.  These people anthropomorphize objects.  The attraction (and delusion) is so strong that these fetishists actually believe the object reciprocates their love, and according to Jezebel and the documentary Strange Love: Married to the Eiffel Tower, they even think they can telepathically communicate with their loved…things.

In the spirit of weirdness and possibly Rule 34, today I bring you the battle of the phallic symbols (because this has been stuck in my brain ever since Sar mentioned it to me).  All that remains is the question…


The Gherkin vs. The Brick Dick
The Gherkin vs. The Brick Dick


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Watch Strange Love: Married to the Eiffel Tower

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March 26, 2009 - Posted by | Who Would You Rather? | , ,

10 Comments »

  1. The Gherkin looks just like those glass dildo’s that they keep in the case at the sexy store…at least, that’s what they tell me.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | March 26, 2009 | Reply

  2. Something about it being British…

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 26, 2009 | Reply

  3. bfm: definitely has something to do with that sexy accent it communicates to me with.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | March 26, 2009 | Reply

  4. AdmittedlyAddicted: Does it say “Just lay back and think of England?”

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | March 26, 2009 | Reply

  5. The Gherkin building is kind of modern sexy–sleek, but with a hint of unapologetic masculinity, like Daniel Craig, for instance. The Brick Dick is a little more old fashioned–solid and reliable, the Tom Brokaw of phallic symbols. TMIM(TIC*)O

    *Tongue-in-Cheek

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | March 26, 2009 | Reply

  6. Although my first instinct was to cross my legs against both. Damn. Those are big.

    And now I’m flashing back to “The Sweetest Thing.” Ug! Someone get Cameron Diaz out of my head! No, wait, random movie montage is saving me…

    Comment by TheHobo | March 26, 2009 | Reply

  7. The Gherkin has Styyyyyyle, baby.

    Plus, the Brick Dick’s pointy antennae?? No thank you!

    Comment by SeaKat | March 26, 2009 | Reply

  8. The gherkin is something you could have a relationship with, the brick dick is who you call when you are all liquored up and need a fuck.

    Comment by silent noodles | March 26, 2009 | Reply

  9. The gherkin: ribbed for her pleasure.

    Comment by BunchOfFives | March 26, 2009 | Reply

  10. silent noodles: *snort*

    Comment by TheHobo | March 26, 2009 | Reply


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