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THIS woman, GAH!

Wait, With WHAT Money?

octomomOh man, y’all, Octomom has done it again. After succumbing to the power of the Allred and accepting aid from Angels in Waiting, Nadya Suleman has done a 180 and fired their asses. Their FREE asses. Her new plan? To “hire” her own nannies. We’ll let that sink in. This broke-ass bitch who got her cash-strapped daddy to buy her new house, in which she will shoe-horn 14 kids into four rooms, is going to “hire” some help. Hire. We will now give you a moment for the enormous eye-roll you are no doubt starting right now.

Apparently, Suleman thought that Linda West-Conforti was filing a report against her with child-welfare. Suleman’s lawyer, (I hope he is working pro bono or he is in for a surprise) Jeff Czech, said that she “felt that she was being judged wrongfully and she didn’t need it.” We’ll let that sink in again. She didn’t like feeling “judged” and she didn’t need “it.” You know what the drooling nut-job DOES need? That is right, FREE CHILDCARE. For all her bluster about being able to give her kids “herself,” when push comes to shove she isn’t willing to be “judged” for the sake of her kids. Not that Suleman’s fragile ego is any surprise. Hey lady, how about instead of firing free help and being so selfish as to place your ego above your children’s welfare, you shape up so that child protective services will find a good home and a capable mother? How about that instead of whining.

Allred hasn’t made a statement, but promised “true facts tomorrow afternoon.” Also, she will gladly pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today. No word on what cosmic shift will affect the “true facts” of the situation, but one guess is that tomorrow is a better day for publicity-whoring. Or going back on the Dr. Phil show.

image source:  dirtytackle.net

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March 24, 2009 - Posted by | Doosh Watch 2009, News You May or May Not Use | , , , , , ,

9 Comments »

  1. What she SHOULD have done, was get all those free nannies, then open up her own child care business. She’d have free workers and an income…besides, once there are 14 kids, the free nannies wouldn’t notice 5 or 6 extras.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | March 24, 2009 | Reply

  2. AdAd, your devious mind is a turn-on.

    Comment by WhoMee | March 24, 2009 | Reply

  3. Anyone ever get the weird impression that really Octomom is Cruella DeVille? And that there is one funky looking coat in her future?

    Comment by TheHobo | March 24, 2009 | Reply

  4. Or perhaps, Buffalo Bill and she’s making herself an Angelina Jolie suit.

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | March 24, 2009 | Reply

  5. It puts the baby lotion on its skin.

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | March 24, 2009 | Reply

  6. Worse– “The nanny puts the baby lotion on its skin or the nanny gets the hose again.”

    (babies really can’t be trusted to do anything except pee on you)

    Comment by TheHobo | March 24, 2009 | Reply

  7. hehehe “shoe-horn”

    Comment by lava | March 24, 2009 | Reply

  8. I’ve been trying to come up with an eloquent way of explaining my feelings on this whole sordid mess, but all I can come up with is this: I WANT TO PUNCH THIS STUPID CUNTFACE IN THE VAGINA. Not quite what I had in mind, but I think it gets my point across.

    Comment by Helen Skor | March 25, 2009 | Reply

  9. I want to steal her babies and give them to deserving families who would do anything for a child and always put the *baby’s* needs first.

    THEN I want to perform some home-sterilization surgery and a lip-reduction. With anesthesia courtesy of a twi-brick.

    Comment by SeaKat | March 25, 2009 | Reply


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