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ts-somethingelse16Q: What is the life span of an Apartment Fly?

A: Two months so far.



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March 23, 2009 - Posted by | Something Else |

11 Comments »

  1. hahaha! Last night, I saw the biggest, fattest housefly I’ve ever seen. I was like, “Oh, hello Jeff Goldblum.”

    Comment by SeaKat | March 23, 2009 | Reply

  2. HAHAHAHAHA..SeaKat that is spectacular.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 23, 2009 | Reply

  3. That movies still gives me Jeff Goldblum nightmares. I’d die of fear if I walked into my kitchen and saw him eating eggs. I don’t know why I thought of that and it’s an irrational fear. But I’ve always wanted to see him and Christopher Walken in a crazy off. I don’t know who would win. But I do know one thing. I need more cowbell.

    Comment by cookie | March 23, 2009 | Reply

  4. methinks i smelt a thunderdome match! but i had not delt the match.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 23, 2009 | Reply

  5. LOL. YES!!!

    Goldblum vs. Walken:THUNDERDOME!

    Puhleeze? 🙂

    Comment by SeaKat | March 23, 2009 | Reply

  6. Walken would wipe Goldblum all over the floor.

    Comment by WhoMee | March 23, 2009 | Reply

  7. But does Walken have a bigger creepy factor or crazy factor? Walken seems unstable, but I think the guy I wouldn’t want to jilt might actually be Goldblum.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 23, 2009 | Reply

  8. Actually, from the neck down, you really, really, really wouldn’t want to jilt Goldblum. He’s like Michael Phelps.

    The angels sculpted him, but worked from the feet up. They got tired after working on the shoulders and said, “Oh, fuck it.”

    Comment by SeaKat | March 23, 2009 | Reply

  9. Hmmmmm, this truly is a question for the ages. They both have high creepy factors. But I think Walken has a hair up since he can do so much with his hair. Goldblum had the same hair do for eternity. While Walken can work a pompadour. I don’t know where this will lead? Probably to the apocalypse.

    Comment by cookie | March 23, 2009 | Reply

  10. Jeff Goldblum makes me think of Jurassic Park which then makes me think of Celebrity Jeopardy when David Duchovny impersonated him. And that makes me think of sex because I want Duchovny in the worst kind of way. Mmmm….

    Comment by Chronically Constipated | March 24, 2009 | Reply

  11. CC–I liked where you went with that. Okay, true story–I have this thing about fantasizing about married men–can’t do it. And I was working a DD crush hardcore in the x-files day–then found out he was married to Tea Leoni. Who I actually totally adore. And, it was like my boyfriend breaking up with me, I was so depressed.

    But now that I know about the sex addiction, it’s back on! If only for one (very safe) night.

    Comment by TheHobo | March 24, 2009 | Reply


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