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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEIMOS!

Born on This Day

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Today is the birthday of Thundersquee!’s beloved Deimos and we wish her a very Happy Birthday.  We hope you get to do everything your heart desires today including drinking beer, shooting guns, and shooting guns at beer cans.  Please, though, don’t go all Dick Cheney on us and shoot some poor sap in the face.  Unless that poor sap totally has it coming.

Also born today:

Rosie O’Donnell– Thundersquee!’s mortal enemy; her flaws include refusing to admit being an asshole to former Nine West employees, wearing crocs, and not being Deimos.

Matthew Broderick– Thundersquee! loves Matthew Broderick, but we’d rather Save Deimos than Ferris.

DJ Premier–  Born Christopher Edward Martin, hip hop legend DJ Premier may drop it like it’s hot, but he ain’t no Deimos.

Mark Williams– Born in Wales, home to Thundersquee!’s boyfriend, Christian Bale, Williams is a famous snooker player.  Yeah.  Snooker.  So, in addition to being famous for something no one’s ever heard of, Williams also suffers from Not Being Deimos.

Timothy Dalton– Actor Dalton, also born in Wales, is primarily known for being the Worst Bond Ever.  Also, much to his detriment, he is not Deimos.

Jonas Berggren– Swedish musician and founder of the craptacular band Ace of Bass, Berggren saw the sign–and it said Not Deimos.


Happy Birthday, Deimos.  You are exactly awesome.


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March 21, 2009 - Posted by | Birthday Shenannies, People We Love | , , ,

13 Comments »

  1. You’re the best! Much love to all of you! Get drunk!

    Comment by Deimos | March 21, 2009 | Reply

  2. Happy Birthday Deimos! Breakfast wine is on the house!

    Comment by Bedbugs and Ballyhoo | March 21, 2009 | Reply

  3. Happy Birthday, Deimos!! I’m hoisting a coffee-and-wine cocktail to you!

    ::spits out::

    Never mind. That was horrible. But still, happy birthday!

    Comment by SeaKat | March 21, 2009 | Reply

  4. Happy birthday, Lady Dei! Much love and ammo.

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | March 21, 2009 | Reply

  5. Many happy returns D!

    (What does that even mean?)

    Comment by BunchOfFives | March 21, 2009 | Reply

  6. I think it means, if you are the kind of person who buys shampoo, uses most of the bottle, and then takes it back to the store – may you always get your money back and not get harassed. Freaking, Wal Mart can afford it.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 21, 2009 | Reply

  7. I love birthdays. Have a happy one!

    Comment by shu_shu | March 21, 2009 | Reply

  8. Hooray!
    I’m so glad you’re not Rosie O’Donnell, Deems! You sure dodged a bullet with that one.

    Comment by Sarah | March 21, 2009 | Reply

  9. No kidding. I would have to put myself down if I was Rosie. True story. As Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday said “my hypocricy only goes so far”.

    Comment by Deimos | March 21, 2009 | Reply

  10. You have the same b’day as Gary Oldman! That definitely cancels out Rosie. Sirius ly.

    Comment by ellisbell | March 21, 2009 | Reply

  11. Happy happy joy joy to you, Deimos!

    Comment by rumour has it | March 21, 2009 | Reply

  12. Yes HAPPY birthday deimos
    you are more than a woman
    you are something that is more than that to prove my point

    and we love you!

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 21, 2009 | Reply

  13. The only thing worse than being Rosie would be having to be Rosie’s wife.

    ::slowed-down voice track::

    Mmmmmmyyyyyyy eeeeeeyyyyyyyeeeeeesssssss!

    Comment by SeaKat | March 21, 2009 | Reply


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