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Lowku

Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select  words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story.

Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

Here are this round’s winners:

 

Best Double Fisted Geeking: rl

over the weekend
Gimli showed the fellowship
his darkest desires.

 

Best Lowkonversation: baby fish mouth and shu_shu

baby fish mouth:

A rare glimpse into
The sorority paddle
Making factory

shu_shu:

Funny, I thought that
it was a butt plug not a
lil’ sister paddle.

baby fish mouth:

Oh my holy gosh
What if that *is* a butt plug
Which end goes in first?

When he’s done with it
Do they take the gatorade
And dump it on him?

shu_shu:

Those are fine questions,
bfm. We should consult
Joycelyn Elders.

 

Best Mental Image of Kevin Smith (or worst as it will never leave my brain): SeaKat

Kevin Smith shows how
he got Ben Affleck to star
in all those movies.

 

Good round, good round.  Here’s today’s image.  Bring it!

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March 18, 2009 - Posted by | Lowku | ,

29 Comments »

  1. Daddy, daddy, look!
    Santa has brought us presents!
    It’s a new mommy!

    Comment by Chris Jones | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  2. If you look closely
    I think you can almost see
    Where Santa came in

    Comment by Chris Jones | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  3. HAHAHAHA very nice 2nd one

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  4. The joy of christmas
    I wonder what it was that
    came down her chimney

    Comment by Chris Jones | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  5. horrifying scene
    woman splayed in front of those
    floral slipcovers

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  6. Deck the hall with bowels
    of holly. Falling down and
    showing off her pants.

    Comment by Chris Jones | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  7. (for those of you following at home who lack a british up-bringing, pants = underpants = panties = knickers, etc)

    Comment by Chris Jones | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  8. koudelka passed out
    oh no! what will we do? Wait!
    His ass looks female!

    Comment by Chris Jones | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  9. Sccchanta caan get fcked
    I ddddrunk alll of hissch schherry
    ha ha ha ho bleurgh

    Comment by Chris Jones | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  10. I’m waiting for Claus!
    I hope he has big mans paws.
    Hey big guy, I’m yours

    Comment by Chris Jones | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  11. Some men are so rude
    They unwrap half their present
    then just wander off!

    Comment by Chris Jones | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  12. Rohypnol for all!
    Yelled a twinkly eyed Santa
    then filled her stockings

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  13. If you ask Santa
    for some good carpet munching
    be real specific

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  14. hahahaha

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  15. voices!! Haahahahaha!

    Comment by SeaKat | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  16. Hahahah for real!!! That was really funny ootvimh! That will probably keep me giggling for a while.

    Comment by shu_shu | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  17. I don’t know what’s worse
    Our clear view through her stockings
    Or New Jersey boots

    Comment by Chelsea - PETA Protector | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  18. I see London, I
    See France. Damn girl, those are some
    ugly underpants.

    Comment by TheHobo | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  19. (thoughts earlier in the day)

    Damn, my fishnets have
    Some serious runs in them.
    Ah well. No one knows.

    Comment by TheHobo | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  20. Damn yeast infection.
    Santa, make it stop itching!
    Oooh look! Alcohol!

    Comment by TheHobo | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  21. If you had those throws
    you would want a distraction
    even passed out skank

    (seriously, what’s on those damn chairs? It takes the whole feel from “dawn drug raid” to “grandma’s house”)

    Comment by rl | March 19, 2009 | Reply

  22. Presents for jews too?
    Christian assimilation?
    Mom’s Chanukah bush.

    Comment by koudelka | March 19, 2009 | Reply

  23. ootvimh- that was effing awesome.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | March 19, 2009 | Reply

  24. Santa brought presents!
    Ye, come on…he gave mommy
    methamphetamines.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | March 19, 2009 | Reply

  25. I love it AdAd!!

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 19, 2009 | Reply

  26. hee hee! I second bfm: Go AdAd go!

    Comment by TheHobo | March 19, 2009 | Reply

  27. Mommy used to sing,
    but now she plays harp with
    Hendrix in heaven.

    Comment by WhoMee | March 19, 2009 | Reply

  28. Lady Madonna
    Thursday night your stockings need
    mending. See how you fall.

    What has she become?
    Needle tears hole in her stock-
    ings. Cannot Repair.

    Sorry, song inspired Lowku’s for my return 😀

    Comment by Greystar | March 20, 2009 | Reply

  29. Greystar: I like it! Any time you can get Beatles in Lowku…

    Comment by TheHobo | March 20, 2009 | Reply


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