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Two Little Dudes Just Came Out of Jenna Jameson’s Vageen

No, not like that, get your mind out of the gutter.

Nope, she’s not back doing porn – instead, Jenna gave birth on Monday to two baby boys.

“They’re in very good health,” her rep said.

And you thought that Pam Anderson had a lot to explain to her kids about her past.

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March 17, 2009 - Posted by | News You May or May Not Use | , ,

11 Comments »

  1. That is so wrong…hehehehehe

    Comment by TheHobo | March 17, 2009 | Reply

  2. I once read a play where the main character insisted that boys are never virgins, because sex is when a penis comes into contact with a vagina, ergo, by being born boys are stripped of their virginity.

    For some reason, this reminds me of that play…

    Comment by shu_shu | March 17, 2009 | Reply

  3. shu_shu, did the character have anything to say about C-sections? I wonder whether a breech birth prevents the penis from touching the vaginal walls.

    In other news, if Jenna has a big-O in the forest and no one is there to smoke a cigarette with her, then did she really…um…can’t really think of a funny ending to this one, so have at it.

    Comment by WhoMee | March 17, 2009 | Reply

  4. Bwaaaahaaaahaaaaa! I just read that article – “Heartbreaker…heady scent with undertones of vanilla, latex and skank”. Awesomeness.

    Comment by WhoMee | March 17, 2009 | Reply

  5. She’s only 34? Apparently spooge doesn’t make for a great anti-aging cream…

    Comment by rl | March 17, 2009 | Reply

  6. rl: I believe man-goo perturbs the delicate pH balance of the skin.

    Comment by WhoMee | March 17, 2009 | Reply

  7. Oil of ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lay

    Comment by rl | March 17, 2009 | Reply

  8. So many wasted facials…

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | March 17, 2009 | Reply

  9. I am reminded of a song….

    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    If ever a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    Comment by WhoMee | March 17, 2009 | Reply

  10. Not:

    Two little boys had two little toys
    each had a wooden horse…

    ?

    (I’m not sure you can use “wooden horse” euphemistically, but I sure as hell intend to.)

    Comment by rl | March 18, 2009 | Reply

  11. I don’t remember if they did or not….I think it was called Women and Wallace. But, I’m gonna say that (logically, of course) c-section birth would not allow for ::gags:: de-flowering.

    I think I need to take a shower…ew.

    Comment by shu_shu | March 18, 2009 | Reply


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