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Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select  words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story.

Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

Here are this round’s winners:

I think this round’s winner is rather obvious, and humbling to us all.  It’s not the everyone’s weren’t great, they were.  It’s just, well, one can only imagine that TheHobo possibly had a little too much coffee, or maybe even methamphetamines, and in combination with her creative talents that makes for a low boredom/high lowku threshold…or something…anyway, she kicked ass.  For those of you who didn’t see it, here’s her winning entry.  It’s less of an epic and more of a Lowkopera.

The Hobo says:

(from the driver)
Look here officer,
That kid freaked me the fuck out–
It’s not even prom.

(from the first cop)
Okay, but what I
really want to know, is how
the truck rolled backwards.

(second cop)
There’s not even a road
for the truck to have been on.
Sir, what are you on?

(driver)
Are you not seeing
How weird that kid is? He’s got
A sewing machine!

(First cop)
And a nice one too.
But back to your dumb driving.
Sir, what are you on?

(driver)
Methephetamines.
And I’ll tell you something, I
got them from the kid.

(second cop)
That seems unlikely.
He’s obviously a good kid
on his way to prom.

(Driver)
But there is no prom!
Why don’t you dick bastards see?
That kid is crazy!

(First Cop)
Methephetamines
Have an adverse effect sir.
Make you paranoid.

(Second cop)
He’s just a good kid.
There’s nothing weird to see there.
Nice tux, a sweet smile.

(driver)
And a fucking
Sewing machine, you dumb fucks!
Go investigate!

(cop 1)
Sir, please watch your mouth.
That kid has done nothing wrong.
Time to come with us.

(driver)
No, really, that kid!
Get off me you stupid mrrrrrph
(tazer sounds) aaaah aaaaah!

(kid)
This is what I need.
And some lotion, a basket,
And a big deep hole.

mwa ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha!

 

Great job everyone.  Here’s today’s inspiration:

 

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March 16, 2009 - Posted by | Lowku | ,

17 Comments »

  1. Congrats Hobo!

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 16, 2009 | Reply

  2. amazing, hobo.

    Comment by DonnaMartin | March 16, 2009 | Reply

  3. Wow. TheHobo, that was amazing. UHmazing.

    Sailor Moon outfit?
    You know what that means, don’t you?
    Methamphetamines.

    Comment by Holychow | March 16, 2009 | Reply

  4. A rare glimpse into
    The sorority paddle
    Making factory

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 16, 2009 | Reply

  5. Funny, I thought that
    it was a butt plug not a
    lil’ sister paddle.

    Comment by shu_shu | March 16, 2009 | Reply

  6. And yes! CONGRATS Hobo! I want to print it, frame it, and hang it on my wall.

    Comment by shu_shu | March 16, 2009 | Reply

  7. Oh my holy gosh
    What if that *is* a butt plug
    Which end goes in first?

    When he’s done with it
    Do they take the gatorade
    And dump it on him?

    Comment by baby fish mouth | March 16, 2009 | Reply

  8. The BALCO guy said
    this would help me kick some ass.
    Moon steroid power!

    Comment by C'est la vie | March 16, 2009 | Reply

  9. Those are fine questions,
    bfm. We should consult
    Jocelyn Elders.

    Comment by shu_shu | March 16, 2009 | Reply

  10. urgs… Joycelyn. Oops!

    Comment by shu_shu | March 16, 2009 | Reply

  11. The Hobo, you set the bar up somewhere near the stratosphere with that Lowkopera. 🙂 Congrats!!

    Comment by SeaKat | March 16, 2009 | Reply

  12. I can’t even.

    Comment by BunchOfFives | March 16, 2009 | Reply

  13. over the weekend
    Gimli showed the fellowship
    his darkest desires.

    Comment by rl | March 16, 2009 | Reply

  14. Lowkopera….I so want to put that to music now…

    Thanks everyone!!!!!

    rl: that has to win for the perfect geekdom tie in…

    Comment by TheHobo | March 17, 2009 | Reply

  15. See, I went through a Sailor Moon phase and I really can’t touch this one. I can’t even look at it for long without shuddering… 😛

    Comment by TheHobo | March 17, 2009 | Reply

  16. Lol. RL, i don’t think I could toss him…

    Comment by shu_shu | March 17, 2009 | Reply

  17. Kevin Smith shows how
    he got Ben Affleck to star
    in all those movies.

    Comment by SeaKat | March 17, 2009 | Reply


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