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Angry Black Lady Chronicles

Sleevelessness Running Rampant in Washington; Millions Presumed Dead

ts-michelle-oOk, fine, no one has died from the sleevelessness that has apparently rocked the Washington establishment to its core, but for all the media handwringing and press coverage that Michelle’s sleeveless shenanigans are garnering, I sort of wish someone would die.  In a fire.  A very incendiary fire.

For those of you who have something better to do than freak the fuck out over Michelle O’s wardrobe, Angry Black Lady has some shocking news, y’all.

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March 9, 2009 Posted by | Angry Black Lady Chronicles, Culture Critic, Doosh Watch 2009, Fashion, Politiks | , , , , , , , , , , , | 25 Comments

Lowku

Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select  words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story.

Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

Here are this round’s winners:

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March 9, 2009 Posted by | Lowku | , , , | 12 Comments

10 Actresses You Won’t Mind Your Daughters Looking Up To

Or future daughters…or girls you know…or sons…or cats…

In no particular order…

Angela Bassett

angela_bassettEducation: B.A. African American Studies, Yale University; M.F.A. Yale School of Drama
Fluencies: English
Causes: Youth Arts Programs, UNICEF

Notable Awards and Accomplishments:

  • UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador
  • Full scholarship to Yale
  • 1993, Golden Globe Award Winner – Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy, What’s Love Got to Do With It
  • 1994, Academy Award Nominee – Best Actress in a Leading Role, What’s Love Got to Do with It
  • 2002, Emmy Nominee – Outstanding Lead Actress in a Mini-Series/Television Movie, The Rosa Parks Story
  • 2008, Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

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March 9, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Culture Critic, People We Love, Wistful Lists | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments

The Hello Experiment

I just called to say I’m stalking you.

In 1984 Lionel Richie scored a huge hit with his song Hello. In the video, Richie introduces America to the concept of “stalking.”

Lionel plays a drama teacher who falls in love with a blind student of his.  He follows her throughout the video trying to work up the nerve to tell her he loved her. He stalks her in the halls, in her dance class, out in the quad; he even calls her late at night just to hear her voice.

If that isn’t a stalker I don’t know what is. The big payoff in the video is that the girl has been sculpting a bust of Lionel which she shows him at the end, thus rewarding his creepy behavior.

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March 9, 2009 Posted by | Daily Whims | , , , | 9 Comments

KeeblerKahn’s Photo Round-Up

Buffets, Brit Brit, Bananas, and Balls

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I never realized there was an all you can eat cheesecake buffet and gravy emporium located next to Thunderdome.

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March 9, 2009 Posted by | KeeblerKahn's Photo Round-Up | , , , , | 3 Comments

Afternoon Bleat!

Somebody call this goat a medic!

March 9, 2009 Posted by | Afternoon Awesome, Afternoon Squee! | , , | 4 Comments

Something Else

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I swear if you dance like no one’s watching I will rip you to shreds right here.



March 9, 2009 Posted by | Something Else | | 10 Comments

Best in Squee!

ts_big_fistWe here at Thundersquee! love our commenters. We love them so much that we’d sneak out to the parking lot behind the bleachers and make out with them in the back seat of their bitchin’ Camaro. But Thundersquee! is classy, so there will be no heavy petting. Instead, Thundersquee! will highlight the most squee!-worthy comments in a weekly column aptly titled Best in Squee!

And the award goes to…


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March 9, 2009 Posted by | Best in Squee! | , , | 25 Comments

Happy Spring!

I Shall Drink in Your Honor

06-08So, it’s official. Spring is here. The daylight is an hour longer, the snow is melted and even if there is another snowstorm, it will melt in a few days anyway. It’s not just the smell of winter turning into puddles or the angle from which the sun hits our face that makes us feel the change of season, it’s something slightly more powerful. It’s something we look forward to each time the temperature routinely rises or falls. For us in New England, it’s the seasonal change of Samuel Adams. Once you realize Sam’s Summer Ale has reached the taps, you know it’s time for the beach and barbeques, day drinking and basking in the sun. It’s wonderful.

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March 9, 2009 Posted by | Love Lust and Havarti Dill | , , | 19 Comments

What the Crap!?

“Nipple” or “Not Nipple”?

ts-pam-anderson-nippleIn other news about Women Who Really Need to Put That Shit Away, Pamela Anderson’s “nipple” popped out of the bodice of her dress at Vivienne Westwood’s fall-winter fashion show last week.

I’m actually not quite sure what that misshapen thing on her breast is, but I guess “nipple” is her final answer.

I think she should phone a friend.

NSFW pictures after the jump.


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March 9, 2009 Posted by | What the Crap!? | , , | 9 Comments